It occurs to me that this post might not even be allowed, and I'm not going to screw up what I've got going for me. For those of you who haven't read it (everyone except Al it seems ), I'll fill you in on the details when I can. Until then you can all speculate as much as you want, letting your curiosity drive you to the depths of madness. Or can just ignore it and everything will go away.
*waves hand*
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