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    Now that I look upon that,about everything from L on down is unrelated or pure crap. Halfwing,the alphabet will betray you. Very soon...

    Hunter: You-BLARGH!(falls over with 500 bullet wounds)

    Priest: Goddamn!

    A giant quake starts to occur.

    Priest: Err,I mean damn! No God in it!

    The quake subsides.

    Peasant: So you can incur God's wrath by saying Goddamn?

    The quake starts again.

    Priest: He didn't mean the God part!

    The quake stops.

    Priest: Now be quiet. (heals Hunter)

    Peasant: NO ONE TELL ME TO BE QUIET! MILITIA SMASH!

    BOOM

    Batrider: My new potion works! It lights the targets facial hair on fire!

    Militia: MY BEARD IS ON FIRE! MY BEARD IS ON FIRE! MY BEARD IS ON FIRE!

    Shaman: Grunt,hand me the bucket of water.

    Grunt: FOR THE HORDE!(accidently grabs the conveniently placed bucket of burning oil)

    Shaman: (throws it on Militia)

    Militia: (has now turned into a giant flame running around in circles)

    Peon: Oooooooh...ahhhhh...ohhhhhh...oh,hey Confed! Nice shot on Hunter!

    Tauren: No shooting people more than 499 times. (PULVERIZE'D)

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    ~Confed zooms through the Soul Calibur II strategy guide & learns the poke of death which he uses at the last second on Tauren~
    Quote Originally Posted by Wikipedia
    Neverwinter Nights ("NWN") generally has over 9,000 players online at any one time.
    WHAT NINE THOUSAND

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    (except Wolf wrote that and it doesn't do anything)

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    ~Confed ends up with his head on backwards~

    Confed: Hey Peon...mind helping me with my head?

    ~As soon as Peon does this (assuming he will), Confed head-butts him~
    Quote Originally Posted by Wikipedia
    Neverwinter Nights ("NWN") generally has over 9,000 players online at any one time.
    WHAT NINE THOUSAND

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    (Hunter observes this)
    (Confed smashes part of his skull on Peon)
    Hunter: Don't bother. He's freakin invulnerable.

    Peon: Hunter,no cursing.

    Tauren: (PULVERIZE'D)

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    Confed: Now you tell me...~dazed for 1dpie rounds~...eh...I told you, my name is Duran! DURAN!

    ~No it isn't~
    Quote Originally Posted by Wikipedia
    Neverwinter Nights ("NWN") generally has over 9,000 players online at any one time.
    WHAT NINE THOUSAND

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    New dude!

    Kodo Beast: Friggin hungry. Eats everything and would eat everyone had they not had innate Resistant Skin. Also very irritating.

    Raider: Shaman?

    Shaman: Yes?

    Raider: We need more Starcraft dudes. Confed just can't keep himself away from Tauren.

    Shaman: Indeed. I'll send out an ad. (MORE SC!)

    Raider: And some of the others have been very inactive lately. Have you used some sleeping powder? (Protoss,you can mess with the others too. Go ahead.)

    Shaman: After what happened earlier? HELL NO!

    Kodo: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

    Raider: (points at Footman)

    Footman: Huh what?

    Kodo: FOOOOOOOOOD!(charges Footman)

    Footman: EEEEEEP!

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    -.- boooooooooorrrrriiiiiiinnnnnngggggggggggg

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    ~Confed looks at the Kodo beast~

    Confed: Hmm...

    Kodo Beast: FOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!1111one

    ~Confed points at Peon~

    Kodo Beast: FOOOOOOOD! ~rushes Peon~

    Confed: That's one down...
    Quote Originally Posted by Wikipedia
    Neverwinter Nights ("NWN") generally has over 9,000 players online at any one time.
    WHAT NINE THOUSAND

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    If it's so boring why don't you contribute Wing?

    Peon: (is gulped) Hi Confed! Why'd you'd tell Kodo I'm food?

    (you know the drill)

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