Blizzard's Pub-More insanity.

[JYAP]

Now that I look upon that,about everything from L on down is unrelated or pure crap. Halfwing,the alphabet will betray you. Very soon...

Hunter: You-BLARGH!(falls over with 500 bullet wounds)

Priest: Goddamn!

A giant quake starts to occur.

Priest: Err,I mean damn! No God in it!

The quake subsides.

Peasant: So you can incur God's wrath by saying Goddamn?

The quake starts again.

Priest: He didn't mean the God part!

The quake stops.

Priest: Now be quiet. (heals Hunter)

Peasant: NO ONE TELL ME TO BE QUIET! MILITIA SMASH!

BOOM

Batrider: My new potion works! It lights the targets facial hair on fire!

Militia: MY BEARD IS ON FIRE! MY BEARD IS ON FIRE! MY BEARD IS ON FIRE!

Shaman: Grunt,hand me the bucket of water.

Grunt: FOR THE HORDE!(accidently grabs the conveniently placed bucket of burning oil)

Shaman: (throws it on Militia)

Militia: (has now turned into a giant flame running around in circles)

Peon: Oooooooh...ahhhhh...ohhhhhh...oh,hey Confed! Nice shot on Hunter!

Tauren: No shooting people more than 499 times. (PULVERIZE'D)

[Protoss119]

~Confed zooms through the Soul Calibur II strategy guide & learns the poke of death which he uses at the last second on Tauren~

[JYAP]

(except Wolf wrote that and it doesn't do anything)

[Protoss119]

~Confed ends up with his head on backwards~

Confed: Hey Peon...mind helping me with my head?

~As soon as Peon does this (assuming he will), Confed head-butts him~

[JYAP]

(Hunter observes this)
(Confed smashes part of his skull on Peon)
Hunter: Don't bother. He's freakin invulnerable.

Peon: Hunter,no cursing.

Tauren: (PULVERIZE'D)

[Protoss119]

Confed: Now you tell me...~dazed for 1dpie rounds~...eh...I told you, my name is Duran! DURAN!

~No it isn't~

[JYAP]

New dude!

Kodo Beast: Friggin hungry. Eats everything and would eat everyone had they not had innate Resistant Skin. Also very irritating.

Raider: Shaman?

Shaman: Yes?

Raider: We need more Starcraft dudes. Confed just can't keep himself away from Tauren.

Shaman: Indeed. I'll send out an ad. (MORE SC!)

Raider: And some of the others have been very inactive lately. Have you used some sleeping powder? (Protoss,you can mess with the others too. Go ahead.)

Shaman: After what happened earlier? HELL NO!

Kodo: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Raider: (points at Footman)

Footman: Huh what?

Kodo: FOOOOOOOOOD!(charges Footman)

Footman: EEEEEEP!

[Halfwingseen]

-.- boooooooooorrrrriiiiiiinnnnnngggggggggggg

[Protoss119]

~Confed looks at the Kodo beast~

Confed: Hmm...

Kodo Beast: FOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!1111one

~Confed points at Peon~

Kodo Beast: FOOOOOOOD! ~rushes Peon~

Confed: That's one down...

[JYAP]

If it's so boring why don't you contribute Wing?

Peon: (is gulped) Hi Confed! Why'd you'd tell Kodo I'm food?

(you know the drill)