We interrupt this program to bring you OMStar Fox, a spoof of Star Fox Adventures. Enjoy.
OMStar Fox
Bonus spoof of Star Fox Adventures by Alex Korb
It was a dark and stormy night. Of course, it was always a dark and stormy night because Nintendo wouldn't get off their lazy bums to make persistent weather for this place. Anyway, Krystal somehow falls onto a Krazoa temple floor, afterwards approaching this crystal thing that was supposed to hold her in unto Fox came along - a trap, one might say.
Nintendo Policeman: ~jumps out of nowhere with the rest of his squad~ You’re under arrest!
Krystal: Wait a minute! What did I do?
Some cop accidentally runs into Krystal and bashes her into the crystal thing.
Meanwhile, in the Great Fox...
Fox is listening to a bunch of corny rock music.
Fox: Wait a minute. This type of music exists?
Suddenly, General Pepper's head appears over the holoviewer. He just looks like a dog's dismembered head with a hat and some sort of neck collar on.
General Pepper: HAW HAW HAW! GENERAL PEPPER HERE! FOX, IF YOU GO SAVE DINOSAUR PLANET, YOU GET ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS!
Fox: Excellent! Let's go, team!
In outer space nearing Dinosaur Planet...
Fox is flying alone near Dinosaur planet.
Fox: When I said, "Let's go team!” I mean the whole team and not just myself.
General Pepper: HAW HAW HAW! FLY THROUGH ONE GOLD RING TO REACH DINOSAUR PLANET!
Fox: One question…what do gold rings have to do with reaching a planet?
Before he knows it, Fox is in combat in an asteroid field comically surrounding Dinosaur Planet. He misses a gold ring.
Slippy: You missed a gold ring!
Fox: Do ya THINK I know that by now?!
Peppy: Keep goin’!
Fox: What do you think I’m doing?
Fox is hit by a mine.
Slippy: Watch out for-
Fox guns down the holoviewer with a machine gun. By that time, Fox has went through a gold ring and made it to the planet.
Slippy: You did it, Fox! The force shield is down!
Fox: Force-shield? Since when did the planet have a force shield?
Slippy: It’s safe for you to land! Slippy out!
On Dinosaur Planet…
Fox has landed and is hailed by General Pepper.
General Pepper: HAW HAW HAW! NICE FLYING, FOX! I DIDN’T THINK YOU’D MAKE IT THERE FOR A MOMENT!
Fox: How is that funny, General Pep…per…~sees that his machine gun has mysteriously disappeared~ Alright, General, hand over my machine gun!
General Pepper: HAW HAW HAW! WE’RE TRYING TO SAVE THE PLANET, NOT BLOW IT UP!
Fox: How the heck am I going to blow up a planet with a machine gun?!
General Pepper: HAW HAW HAW! IT'S THE SAME THING WITH YOU ALL THE TIME, FOX: SHOOT FIRST, ASK QUESTIONS LATER! LIKE THAT ONE TIME!
Fox: Oh no NOT ANOTHER FLASH BACK-
Flashback...
Fox guns down a tiny shelled critter.
Fox: HA! Eat that! Now, who are you again?
Shelled critter: Help...me...~dies~
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General Pepper: HAW HAW HAW! USE YOUR HEAD!
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