Trombonist 1: AAAAHHH OMG
Trombonist 2: FLUTE NOTES OMG
~The car asplodes~
Trombonist 1: AAAAHHH OMG
Trombonist 2: FLUTE NOTES OMG
~The car asplodes~
WHAT NINE THOUSANDOriginally Posted by Wikipedia
No one escapes the flute mafia...
O RLY?
~flying stick men crash into flute mafia car, allowing trombonists to escape~
WHAT NINE THOUSANDOriginally Posted by Wikipedia
(a giant eraser comes out of nowhere and murders the stick men in mid-flight)
~the flute mafia guys, distracted by this, unintentionally allow the trombonists to escape~
WHAT NINE THOUSANDOriginally Posted by Wikipedia
Aw dang it! Get the elven tuba mafia on them ASAP!
(stabs some loser sneaking up on him from behind with violin bow)
Example of Elven Mafia:
Elf 1: Hey there. We'll help you with that monster there for only half of your treasure.
Dude: No thanks.
Elf 2: No,you don't understand,you NEED our help.
Dude: It's just a level 1 goblin,I can take it.
Elf 2: I'm sorry it had to come to this.(powers up goblins to level 17)
Dude: Whoa,now I NEED your help.
Elf 1: That's nice,but now it'll cost you ALL of your treasure.
We should do something like that on EB if my comp stops being laggy. We could have a group of archers to shoot up peeps.
Sounds like a good idea. Killing them could get you a little bit of XP/Gold so its actually WORTH going into someone else's base.
Trombonist 3: IAMAGOD ~activates Star Wars: Mysteries of the Sith code for all force powers and starts zapping elven tuba with Force Chain lightning~
Trombonist 4: DIEDIEDIE ~activates Star Wars: Mysteries of the Sith code for all weapons and blasts elven tuba with concussion rifle~
WHAT NINE THOUSANDOriginally Posted by Wikipedia
(Hanzo Hattori randomly drops down from the ceiling and takes out the trombonists like the master ninja that he is)
~suddenly, ARIBETH falls out of nowhere and starts whining~
Aribeth: I can't face Morag, for fear of falling once again under her spell!
Trombonist 4: ~scurring away with what few feet he has left~ RUN AWAY!
WHAT NINE THOUSANDOriginally Posted by Wikipedia
(two shuriken later, Hanzo is still on top)
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