Yes, this thread has to do with Star Wars. Forgive me if this seems off-topic, but this subforum is quite frankly another whole forum. I didn't want to put it in Rune's Pub; otherwise, it would look useless, which it isn't. I saw plenty of unrelated stuff in the guest area, so I thought this would be a good place to put this, too. So yeah, let me explain this concept to you.
This post is for all Star Wars-related spoofs, fanfics, etc. If you have a fanfic that you want R&R'd or have a funny-as-heck spoof you want to share with the rest of us, send 'em down here. Also, feel free to R&R other fanfics and spoofs. May the force be with you!
I have a spoof of me own here.
Skywalker
Hoth, Rebel Base, 11:00 A.M.
To the left of the Rebel Base, a rebel speeder bike speeds into a mountain (purely on purpose, of course). To the right, rebel snowspeeders are successfully repelling an AT-AT. Meanwhile, a stormtrooper (Shockus Soldierus) finds himself at the rebel shield generator.
Stormtrooper: Hmm...I wonder what this button does? ~presses button on a nearby console~
KABOOM
I think you know what happens next - the shield generator blows up.
Rebel: Noooo!
Meanwhile, inside the rebel base, Darth Vader walks the icy corridors.
Darth Vader: Soon, that ship of Solo's will be mine.
A stormtrooper by the name of Stormy the Trooper approaches Vader.
Stormy the Trooper: Excuse me, Lord Vader, but shouldn't you be going after Luke?
Vader: Luke who?
Stormy: Luke Skywalk-
Vader: THAT NAME HOLDS NO MEANING TO ME.
Stormy: Yes, I know that, Lord Vader. ~clears throat~ Well, anyway, ~he pulls out a stand and puts some slides on it~ There's this guy named Luke whatsisface...
Vader: Skywalker?
Stormy: Yes, Skywalk-
Vader: THAT NAME HOLDS NO MEANING TO ME.
Stormy: But you said it yourself.
Vader: No I didn't.
Stormy: Yes you did.
Vader: Nuh-uh.
Stormy: Yeah-huh.
Vader: Nuh-uh.
Stormy: Yeah-huh.
Vader: Nuh-uh.
Stormy: Yeah-huh.
Vader: Nuh-uh.
Stormy: Yeah-huh.
Vader: Nuh-uh.
Stormy: Yeah-huh.
A rebel trooper comes nearby.
Rebel: Hey, look! A stormtroo- ~is shot by Stormy~ AAAUUUGH!!!
Stormy: That's Stormy the Troo- AAAUUUGH!!!! to you, buddy boy!
Vader: Anyway, what are you trying to show me with these slides?
Stormy: Oh, right. There's this guy named Luke who wants to free the galaxy from the Empire's grip by becoming a Jedi...
(Note: These smilies represent the slides that Stormy is pulling up)
Stormy: ...now, the Emperor doesn't like Jedi, so what you need to do, and it would be a good idea to do this before the Emperor tells you this, is battle Luke...
Stormy: ...and turn him to the dark side...
- Join me, Mr. Anders-I, I mean, uh, Luke!
Stormy: ...or else the Emperor will deliver onto you terrible pain!
Stormy: Any questions, Lord Vader?
Vader: How did you learn all of this?
Stormy: Errm...well, it's a long story...
Vader starts force-choking Stormy.
Vader: TELL ME.
Stormy: It's...hard...to do so...with you...choking me...my lord!
Vader sighs and releases him.
Stormy: Well, um...it all began with...Hey, look! Is that Luke over there?
Vader: ~turns in opposite~ Where?!
Stormy shoots Vader with his E-11 Blaster Rifle a few times and he dies.
Vader: Well, that was a very random ending.
Stormy: Quite.
Fin.