Serverama - A fanfic I made. (Note:Got this idea from JYAP.)

[JYAP]

Hail:Wow,Ultimate Ranger sucks.

Rain:What sucks? Where? Is it killable?

Hail:The Ultimate Ranger class. It doesn't seem too appealing.

Rain:Why don't you try it while I try to slay that weirdo with the helmet over there?

Hail:Fine...

Rain:HAVE AT THEE!(charges at Boba Fett,who promptly backhands him,KOing him and sending him back to base)Owww...(returns)

Hail:Oh,hi Rain.

Rain:Hail,how the hell did you manage to slay the entire server with 10 packs of arrows in 10 seconds?

Noob:YARR!

Hailfires 80+ arrows in 1 second)

Noob:HAX-(dies)

[Protoss119]

Chapter XIII:Search Results for "Title":None.

JYAP finally gets the idea that the noobs holding Kest Nihan's server hostage are amateurs who don't know how to play the game and insist on playing it anyway.

JYAP:Oh, OK. I get it now. So, the noobs. What do you want us to do about them?

Aarin Gend:Kill them.

JYAPone.

Aarin:What!? Impossible!

JYAP points to a window, and Aarin Gend goes to look through it, where he sees the remains of a small town and many noob corpses.

Aarin:WHAT THE...Destroying the city was NOT necessary.

JYAP:Yes it was.

Aarin:No, it wasn't.

JYAP:Yes it was.

Aarin:No, it wasn't!

JYAP:Yes it was.

Aarin:NO, IT WASN'T!

JYAP:Yes it was.

Aarin:NO, IT WASN'T!

JYAP:Yes it was.

Aarin:NO, IT WASN'T!

JYAP:Yes it was.

Aarin:NO, IT WASN'T!

Aarin suddenly feels something sharp hit his back, and falls unconsious. Behind him is Aribeth armed with a tranquilizer.

Menice:Thanks.

Aribeth:I have to deal with that all the time.

Meanwhile, behind Planet Bob...

Boba Fett:...mess with me, will ya? Not gonna happen. I'm leaving! I'm not putting up with these To Be Continueds!

An Anvil falls on him.

Boba Fett:Not...coming...back!

Another anvil falls on him.

Boba Fett:Still...not!

1138 Anvils fall on him.

Boba Fett:You can break my bones but...not...my...spirit!

Schoolgirl-like Boba Fett fan who tracks him all over the universe to find him and huggle and kiss him:HIIII!

Boba Fett:OK OK! I'LL STAY! Just get it away from me...

The fan and the anvils disappear, and Boba Fett is introduced back to Planet Bob.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Boba Fett:...

[JYAP]

Rainamnable homework. Keeps me from seeing use.

Heat:I can help with it.

Rain:Be my guest.

Heat polymorphs into a dragon,and breathes on the homework.

Rain:...do dragons count as dogs?

Heat then BBQs Rain.

Rain:I have fire resist you moron. Now unpolymorph now.

Heat complys.

Heat:You're no fun...

[Protoss119]

:-)

Pretty much finished the Feats and Spells and am now working on Ravane, Dredoc's Animal Companion.

Chapter XIIII:Titles for Dummies

The Lambda Shuttle housing our heroes have finally departed from Kest Nihan's Legit and fly toward Eternal War for a frontal assault.

Barrey:Why are we attacking Eternal War again?

Arma:Because we're idiots.

Barrey:...that makes sense...

Suddenly, our heroes are ambushed by Uber Starships with Bad Streff Damage.

Everyone:-=SCREAM=-

Oh hell, not you again.

Everyone:So what? You can't do anything about it.

Oh no?

~everyone disappears~

GET OUT OF MY FANFIC! NOW!

Anywho, our heroes are being attacked by Uber Starships with Bad Streff weapons.

Highsephirothon't worry! The heroes always win!

One of the ships roll a 20 in their attack, ensuring doom.

Protoss119:I hate you.

The ship blows up, and it looks like our heroes have finally been put to eternal rest. Suddenly, the Uber ships disappear and the Lambda Shuttle reappears along with our heroes.

Protoss119:Thanks, Al.

Highsephiroth:YOU HATE ME!?

Protoss119:Quiet you.

Almuric:No problem.

Meanwhile, on Planet Bob...

Boba Fett opens up a comlink to Vader.

Boba Fett:Yo, Vader.

Vader:Have you completed your quest yet?

Boba Fett:I failed. They bribed me to stay in.

Vader:Be reluctant that you have stayed. Now...where are the rebels?

Boba Fett:They were on Elemental Battlegrounds, but I think they left.

Vader:Keep searching.

Boba Fett:As you-

TO BE CONTINUED...

Boba Fett:Can't even let me finish a simple ACKNOWLEDGEMENT, can you!?

[JYAP]

Snow:Sleet,what are you playing?

Sleet:I'm not playing,I'm summoning!(is holding a GBASP)

Snow:Right...summoning...(walks off...until 4 differently colored wheels speed by)WTF?!?

Sleet:Told you. Slay them all Kirbies!

Kirbiesswap Wheel Kirby for Mic Kirby,then sing)

Noobs:THEIR SINGING HURTS LIKE THE AGONY OF A THOUSAND DEATHS!(die)

Snow:Well,that's what Blindness/Deafness is for.(trips)

[Protoss119]

LOLZ0RS! Wish I could summon that many creatures.

Did I mention I have a little something to counter lawninjas?

~2 Dark Jedi Lawyers pop from the ground and zapinate lawninjas with Force Lightning~

Chapter XIIIII: PnP Titles and Narrators

The Lamba Shuttle housing our heroes-

Barrey:Jesus H. Christ! Can't you name it something shorter?

No.

Barrey:C'mon!

OK...the Winnebago.

Barrey:...

The Plymoth Neon?

Barrey:...

Hotdog?

Barrey:On second thought, forget I asked.

Suddenly, an Imperial Star Destroyer drops out of lightspeed to greet our heroes. They are hailed by Moff T.

Moff T:This is Moff T of the Galactic Empire.

Menice:Go away.

Moff T:No. You are under arrest. Surrrender and you will have yet to live.

Menice: Let me rephrase that:Go away or be pwninated.

Moff T: Don't be rediculous.

Suddenly, the Imperial Star Destroyer is hurled toward Eternal War. On the surface, 10000 Caradril Jadystines (Halberd WMs) marching and one behind them.

Caradril Jadystine (the one behind the armies):Mwahahahhaahahahahahaha! Soon, all of Eternal War shall be mine, cleansed of newbies, CSers, KD spammers, and pros alike! It will be a perfect world!

Suddenly, the Star Destroyer crashes into the army.

Caradril:...

Meanwhile, on Planet Bob...

TO BE CONTINU-

The To Be Continued is blasted by Boba Fett's E-5 Blaster Rifle.

TO BE CONTI-~blasted~

TO BE CON-~blasted~

TO B-~blasted

TO BE CONTI-

The To Be Continued sign is blasted by the cannons on the Slave I and it exits Planet Bob's atmosphere.

Boba Fett:Thank god.

No, thank me, f00l!

Boba Fett:No.

Boba Fett is suddenly-

TO BE CONTINUED...

Boba Fett:For the first time, I'm actually thankfull for that To Be Continued.

[JYAP]

Rainon't you just hate it when noobs 4 levels below you get haste and try to kill you?

Hail:I'm only level 9.

Rain:Right. But if you were level 11...

Hail:Yes...what are you gonna do about it?

Rain:Watch.

NoobIEDIEDIE

Shy Guymakes some Shy Guy noises before slamming a homerunworthy hit into the noob's skull)

Rain:And it counts towards becoming a star player too. Handy ain't it?

[Protoss119]

Chapter IIIIII: (Insert Title Insult for Title here)

The Lambda Shuttle housing our heroes that Barrey wants to rename is-

Barrey:When I asked for you to rename it, I expected it to be shorter.

You can't always get what you want.

Barrey:I never get what I want.

Deal with it. Anywho, Protoss119 is watching a commercial on TV.

ON DA COMMERCIAL...

Samus is walking around on SR388.

Samus: Da de daa...

Suddenly, Samus is bombarded by a bunch of Rippers (Shell-like creatures that fly and go in only 2 directions:Left and Right) moving at lightning speed.

Samus:HAX!

Soon, Samus is KO'ed.

You can pwn Samus and other peoples with the new RIPPER GUN!

A weapon similar to an AK-47 appears on the screen.

Each sold separately. Not available on Coruscant, Alderaan, or Washington, DC.

JYAP:Hey, wanna go to Eternal?

Protoss119:OK!

JYAP:Hey, I thought I took that out.

Protoss119:I thought I took that out, too.

They go to lightspeed. Just as they are about to go to Eternal, they drop out of lightspeed and are blocked by a Star Destroyer battling Black Sun and the Rebels in the Skyhook Battle (The final level of Star Wars:Shadows of the Empire).

Protoss119:Oh, for the love of...stupid traffic. ~honks horn~ C'MON, I GOT A SERVER TO GO TO HERE! ~honk honk~ CAN'T THIS WAIT!? ~honk honnnnnk~

Meanwhile, AWAY from Planet Bob...I think I'll give Boba Fett a break.

Boba Fett:Well, that's impossible, since I need to answer to Darth Vader and I'm being bombarded by-

TO BE CONTINUED...

Boba Fett:Those, not to mention the fact that noobs are chasing after-

A piece of tape appears over Boba Fett's mouth.

Boba Fett:That's logically impossible, since-

Just shut up so I can get through with Band Practice!

[JYAP]

Suggestion for the shuttle:Star-(is shot for unoriginality) Fine! How bout Striker? Sheesh! You don't have to shoo-(is shot again) DAMMIT-(is shot,then fires back)

Rain:Gangers are moronic,eh?

Heat:Yes,but what do you propose to do about them?

Rainis on the phone with Tassadar)So you can come? Cool! Hurry please!(beep)Ok,can you cast invis sphere?

Heat:Yes...

Later...

Ganger Noobs led by Cara Colds(WORST. NOOB. EVER.(moreso than Drow Dumbass)):THERE HE IS!

Rain:Oh merry men!

Heatbacks up,revealing 100 different Rain hallucination)

Gangers:WTF-(are slain by the real one who gets +30 to damage due to shock)

[Protoss119]

ROTLF!!!!

Chapter-

~title is tossed out the window~

Dear beloved viewers (mostly),

I'm going to take a break from the fanfic (NOT a permanent break!) and start with a little mini-comic of my own.

Juice

In the Gates to Hell map in Eternal War, Caradril is pwninated by Rain.

Caradril:Oww...

Soon, Caradril respawns at Evil Base.

Caradril:Gah...Rain owns me! What am I gonna do?

Suddenly, a box of steroids appears before him.

Caradril:Hmm...these will certainly help.

He takes the steroids and heads into the arena, where he finds Rain. He makes about 100 attacks in one round, hitting with all of them, killing Rain.

Caradril Jadystine killed Rain Mirnimane for 5 point(s).

Half Fiend:Congrats, Caradril!

Caradril:...

Songbird:You da man!

Caradril:...BLARG!

Caradril starts pwninating his team mates and everyone in the arena until he's the only one in it. Suddenly, he sees Emperor Palpatine.

Emperor Palpatine:Good...use your anger...destroy them all and become one with the dark side of the force.

Caradril:LAAAAAAALALALALALAAAAAAA!!!!!~passes out~

The moral of the storyon't take steroids as they are hazardous to your health.