Narrators are for squares!
(Cue picture of a battlefield. The sky is red with blood,there are mangled bodies everywhere,and there's screaming.)
(pan camera to Harner with a bloody katana)
Harner:And that concludes our demonstration of how to dispose of annoying FFTAers. Any questions?
Random FE Guy:Yeah. How do you dispose of idiots from IGN?
Harner:Good question. (gives another demonstration)
(repeat above description)
Harner:And that concludes that demonstration. Any more questions?
Peasant:Help help! I'm being repressed!(STAB)
Harpy:I know!(STAB)
Grunt:Stop poking me!(STAB)
SCV:GET ME OUTTA HERE!(STAB)
Acolyte:My life for Aiur...Err,I mean,Ner'zhul.(STAB)
Noob:HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-(STABx1000)
Pac-man:Wakka wakka wakka-(STAB)
S.S. Dolphin:I'm gold and shiny!(STAB)
Verant Official:I-(PWNINATED'D)
Mystic Official:But-(BURNINATED'D)
Blizzard OfficialSMITE'D)
Idiotic Yu-Gi-Oh Fanatic:YU-(STABBITY DEATH)
(all is silent...until...)
At Bodom's rebuilt citadel...
Bodomlifts a glass of wine to his evilness)
Everyone:HARNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!(Bodom's glass shatters,and a brick falls on the wine rack)
Harner:What?
Everyonelaunches into a flurry of whining how the server is down,how they wanna play EB,how all noobs must die,etc.)
Harner:Why me?