Not entirely true. I just wanted to wait until you were finished. Has anyone ever told you that huffing paint kills brain cells?
Not entirely true. I just wanted to wait until you were finished. Has anyone ever told you that huffing paint kills brain cells?
That's me with the chainsaw,and the chainsawed is you. I ALWAYS win.
Why do you make me hurt you? Now get in the kitchen and make me a sammich.
PS - I thought it was pretty funny.
:-) ops:
Amateur.
Well heres my input.
Rolling;
Over;
****ing;
Laughing.
*EDIT* note: Rolling on floors laughing is for babies.
\' Mess with the best... Die like the rest \'
.::{ Leader of the Midknight Nine }::.
Super compressed spam!
(this was edited so people don't need to wait so long to see my updates)
What you say!
Narrator:Hey look,JYAP's finally updating...HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO UPDATE! APOCALYPSE! AHHHHH-
Spriggan Army:Ready for a wee bit of fun?(STAB'D)
Harner:Hey guys,guess what? We're going on a side quest!
Jadetriggers siren)SIDE QUEST ALERT! NO DRILL!
Everybodyruns for cover)
Harner:I've got candy!
Everybodyjump all over Harner for candy)
Harner:Oww...anyways,the perfact cleric(Author Note,no misspelling,that's his name)escaped to the Warlords Battlecry world. He's obviously a noob,and noobs gots to die. (opens portal)Ok,let's go.
Everybodyjump in,but get stuck trying to get through the small portal)
Zetshoots fireball at ground,charboiling him but breaking the roadblock)
Everyonedrop out of the portal in 5 different places)
Harner:Ok,our target is in the middle. Do whatever you want. (is Fey,and starts massing Spriggans)
Wanderaends up Knights,starts upgrading cavalry while making them)
Jadegot the Ssrathi,giggles with glee at the dinosaurs available,and makes a army of them)
Droimgets bum rushed by a nearby assassin den,and is pwninated by the rigged chance of assassination)
Zethas the misfortune of thinking his hero is uber powerful,and without building anything,suicides into a mass of towers)
Clericis The Swarm,but is so noobish,he just makes a lot of ants)
All goes smoothly until...
Clericwhile alt-tabbing out,finds a hak pak and hacks away)
10 dragonspop up in his base)
Everybody:Oh poopie.
Harnererhaps God can help?
God:No,now go away,you're interuppting my game of Pong with Satan.
Harner:Crap,we're doomed.
Almuriccounterhacks,makes Spriggan produce rate 2 seconds,all Knight's cavalry fully upgraded,and dinosaurs get +100 armor)
Harner:Yay!
Clerichacks more,gets every titan possible)
Almurichacks even more,powers up all heroes to level 500)
Clerichacks up his units so they're invulnerable)
Almuricis annoyed,hacks into Cleric's computer...with a battle axe...)
Clericgets deleted)
System:WARNING WARNING,SYSTEM ERROR. 5 MINUTES TO TOTAL ARMAGEDDON. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
Lord_of-Death(A old Warcraft III clanmate)takes out spoon,stabs system announcer dead)
Army of Undead Narratorsrise up)
Flying Monkeysfly into a volcano)
Spriggansstart stabbing themselves)
Gothsbring in boom box,play thier horrible music)
Virtual Reality Roommalfunctions from all the insanity,shuts down)
Harner:Told you it can't tolerate that much insanity!
Droim+Zetare ashes)
Harner:...whoops.
404:Narrator Not Found
Harner:It's over Al. It's ineviable. I will be the new champion!
Almuric:No! It's not possible!
Harner:Yes!
(camera zooms out,revealing Al and Harner playing Fire Emblem. Harner has 2 units left,supporting each other. Al has Marcus.)
Harnerhas his 20/20 Matthew attack Marcus)
Battle Summary:Matthew OHKO's.
Almuric:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Harner:Told you you shouldn't have leveled Marcus.
Almuric:Grrr...I betcha I can get more kills than you can in LOTR:The Return of the King for GBA!
Harner:You're on.
Gameis inserted. Almuric chooses Gimli. Harner chooses...Smeagol?)
Almuric:Hah! You got that itemless wimp?
Harneris level 20 compared to Gimli's 10)
Almuricselects The Black Gate on Easy)You'll never win!
Harnerproceeds to systematically decimate everything in sight)
Summary:Harner 102,Almuric 23
Almuric:Grrr...I bet I can beat you-
Wanderasocks Al)Give it a rest. We want a turn too!
Thus concludes this short chapter. If it offends Al in any way,I'll swap him for Jade.
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