Me:Hi everyone! Wandera has given me permission to write a fanfic(or story for you computer illiterate)about us! Why don't you see what happens when a very imaginative-(is hit by a dictionary thrown from somewhere)OW! Ok,I'll start!
Narrator:Now,we will chronicle the stupid yet humorous adventures of the oh-so-stupid Mid-Hey wait,what are you doing with that katana?!? Wait! WAIT! AGH! MY SPLEEN!
Harner:Stupid narrator...Anyways,we got to go defeat that evil sorceror,Bodom!
Wandera:Why is he evil?
Harner:You try resisting a 36-39 Finger of Death of his. Anyways,to get to his fortress,we need to cross the Desert of Noobs,past Warrior Nation-
Droim:Why past Warrior Nation? Why not recruit them?
Harner:Uhhh...taco?
Everyone else:-_-;;;
Harner:Anyways,then we gotta go through No-Noob's Land-
Jade:No noo-OW!(gets hit with a Octagon Rod)
Harner:Shut up already! And then we have to-y'know what? Just screw it and follow me.
(In between the starting point and the desert...)
Jade:Are we there yet?
Harner:No.
(5 minutes later)
Jade:Are we there yet?
Harner:No!
(5 more minutes)
Jade:Are we there yet?
Harner:Yes.
Jade:Really?
Harner:NO!
(insert average intermission between these scenes here)
Jade:Are we there yet?
Everyone:NO!!!
Jade:Grrr...
Harner:Hey,we're here!
Wandera:How noobish are these noobs?
Random Noob With Two Katanas And Is A Human Rogue:YAAAAA!
(SLICE POUND WHAM KAMACLERIC'D!)
Harner:You see? Now,let's go!
(30 minutes,27 brutal katana carvings,19 concealment kills,15 fireballs,17 axe beatings via minotaur,and 30 kamacleric'd!s later...)
Everyoneis getting really tired)
Wandera:Can't...take...anymore...
Zet(Yes,it's Borag's wizard and he is part of us):Out...of...fireballs...
Jade:I wish...this desert...was shorter...
Droim:So...hot...want...outta here...
Harner:Well why didn't you say so?(pulls out bag of holding,takes out 5 Mega Shotguns)1 for everyone!
Everyone??
Harner:They're mega shotguns! Guaranteed frag every shot!
Wandera:You mean we could've used this to start with?
Harner:Yup.
(At Bodom's citadel)
Bodom:It's good to be evil.(holds up glass of wine,but just as he's about to drink it...)
Everyone:HARNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
(Bodom's glass shatters)
(Back to our heroes...)
Everyonemade it across with a record 20 shots total)
Harner:Yay! We made it across! Now to-
To be Continued!
Harner:Hey!!! Let me finish-
To be Continued!
Harner:LET ME-
Ninjathrows Mage Masher dagger at Harner,shutting him up)
To be continued!!!