The Lurker's Schedule

[JYAP]

(Optimus Prime kicks Galvatron's butt cause the good guys always win)
(adds even more zerg parts,such that any more and the reaver would become a mechanical ultralisk and thus worthless to argue over)

[Protoss119]

Galvatron: WTF H4X- ~arse kicked~

~Unicron blows Prime up~

~removes those zerg components~

[JYAP]

(which reallies the reaver with me,so you get blown up)
(Unicron is eaten by Galactus)

[Protoss119]

~as in, all the components except mine get removed~

~4 more Unicrons (!) and the polar opposite of Primus appear and blast Galactus~

[JYAP]

(except in comes Chuck Norris)
(one roundhouse later,the Unicrons crumble on top of Toss and the reaver)

[Protoss119]

~of course, following Chuck Norris is the swarm of heroes/villains described in Ultimate Battle of Ultimate Destiny which kick him in his cowboy ass~

[JYAP]

(except this is the TRUE Chuck Norris)
(one glance and everyone(Except Gandalf)declares war on each other)
(Gandalf decides to go save Frodo instead)

[Protoss119]

~Chuck Norris gets hit by Darth Vader's lightsaber by accident~

Accident: I had nothing to do with it! Err...~hides Vader's lightsaber behind back~

[JYAP]

(the lightsaber and Accident explode upon seeing Chuck Norris)

[Protoss119]

~except the lightsaber doesn't have eyes and thus can't see Norris~