The Lurker's Schedule

[Protoss119]

~thanks the skeletal minion then exterminates him because he is no longer useful to me~

~whacks Halfwing with one of his bones~

[Halfwingseen]

Im relaxed all the time Jyap i just find more important things to do with my time. like speak to my girlfriend. When you find the Girl you want to marry you will understand

[JYAP]

Still gives you no right to yell at us randomly.

(but whatever the skellie rezzes becomes a skellie too)

[Protoss119]

I don't even want a GF (or a BF if such by your jurisdiction makes me gay), so ha.

~buys replacement flesh~

[JYAP]

(replacement flesh is that of a kobold)
Hey,you'll like being a skeletal lurker. The ability to reanimate yourself and the fringe benefits far outweigh the heavy charisma penalty.

[Protoss119]

But that means I can't attack you in an insanity war. And since you're the only one that I war with anyway...

Wheeee! I'm an infested Kobold!

~goes stabbing people with an infested poison short sword +5~

[JYAP]

O_o

(infested reaver blows up Toss)

[Protoss119]

~explosion flings him into JYAP~

[JYAP]

(ducks under flying lurker corpse that is Toss)

[Protoss119]

~somehow homes in on JYAP~