The Lurker's Schedule

[JYAP]

(Chuck Norris' aura frags the saber)

[Protoss119]

~a candybar appears near Chuck Norris~

~except this is no ordinary candybar~

~this is the Flying Candybar of Death!~

~...that is, when Chuck Norris figures that out when he eats it~

[JYAP]

(Chuck is immortal)

[Protoss119]

~steals his hat somehow~

~...for some reason...~