And on top of that the Blue Arbiter of Doom flies by and recalls Lurker into the ship. Pwnage.
And on top of that the Blue Arbiter of Doom flies by and recalls Lurker into the ship. Pwnage.
Whewt!
Xaax: Shoot faster you fools!
Hydra: No, they can't decrease cooldown.
Xaax: Why not, servant?
Hydra: You just can't, unless your name is Terran Marine or Terran Firebat.
Xaax: You're lying.
Hydra: How would you know this?
Xaax: I see it in your eyes!
Hydra: My eyes are like this all the time.
Xaax: ...err...I knew that...
Hydra: Well, actually, there is a way. You have to use-
-=BOOM=-
Xaax: What happen ?
Hydra: Somebody set up us the bomb .
Ling: WEGETSIGNAL
Xaax: You !!
Mountain Giant: How are you gentlemen !! All your Blizzard are belong to us . You are on the way to destruction .
Xaax: What you say !!
Mountain Giant: You have no chance to survive make your time . Ha . Ha . Ha .
Xaax: Take off all "ZIG" .
Hydra: You know what you doing .
Xaax: For great justice .
Meanwhile...
~Lurker burrows and spikes 10 trios of noobs with a Rain's Scythe gun~
Lurker: Pwnt.
Zealot: FOR ADUN! ~nails Lurker with magnums Neo-style a la Legendary Frog's version~
Lurker: OWOWOWOWOW! TK! TK!
The TK hunter fatally wounds Zealot like some sort of Mafia hitman, negating his Matrix powers. Meanwhile, Caradril Jadystine warps in, steals Grunt's Plasma Halberd, & warps out.
Grunt: My halberd has been stolen FOR THE HORDE!
WARNING: HOMEWORK TIME FOR TOSS DETECTED
Hydra: CLEAR OUT!
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Grunt: MY HALBERD! I SHALL RETRIEVE A NEW ONE FOR THE HORDE!
(SOCK)
Grunt makes do with a giant battleaxe. Zealot respawns since the Arbiter counts as a command point with dual shotguns instead. Ling jumps on-board and flies around in a homicidal frenzy that makes the Blademaster look like the Pit Lord.
Pit Lord: I RESENT THAT!
HEADSHOT
Confed: I win 94 to 21,bitch.
Rifle: O RLY?
Confed: YA RLY
Rifle: NO WAI!
Meanwhile,inside the bar,the "civilians" converse...
Peasant: Got any 3s?
Priest: Go fish.
Peasant: RAWR! MILITIA SMASH!
THWOCK
Priest: Thank you MG.
MG: It okay.
Doc: Hey MG,can I test you for my new polymorph ward?
MG: What do ward mean?
Doc: Good,thanks. (casts it)
MG: (polymorphs for .1 second,then reverts)
Doc: Needs more morphine-
Tauren: Hm?
Doc: I mean morph...er...morph...hey,is that Hunter making a illegal drug sale?
Hunter: (disguised as Xaax selling something to Blade) WTF!
PULVERIZE'D
Speaking of which,a SC version of Star Wars Battlefront would be frickin awesome.
Yup. Speaking of which, there's this SC map called Star Wars: Battlefront; don't believe it, it's just a big ripoff of Zone Control.
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Bad you. Donate something to the story line.
~donates a penny~
There.
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(Rain shoots Toss with his crossbow that shoots bolts that on hit cast Fireball while yelling GRENADE LAUNCHER'D!)
~matrix dodges~
~Dredoc fires WotB arrows~
Ph34r.
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JYAP: Immune to Instant Death.
Rain Mirnimane: Immune to any form of damage whatsoever.
Hurricane Mirnimane: Immune to Immunities.
(Hurricane gets pwned)
~summons Caradril Jadystine with his newly acquired Great Barrier Ammy, Gabriel's Plate, & Mithral Belt among other things~
~has him critical~
~both of us are broodling'd for not using Blizzard stuff~
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