So there; there's no need to be arguing about who would survive when the Arb can just pull 'em out.
So there; there's no need to be arguing about who would survive when the Arb can just pull 'em out.
WHAT NINE THOUSANDOriginally Posted by Wikipedia
The Archon can fight though,and has an easier time healing. The Dark Archon could get like 4 guys then needs to wait 5 minutes to recharge.
In 2006 war was beginning. ~bomb goes off on the Great Fox~
Snow: What happen ?
Heat: Someone set up us the bomb.
Sleet: We get signal.
Snow: What !
Sleet: Main screen turn on.
Snow: It's you !!
Kest Nihan (Newb-loving DM of Kest's Server/Local Vault): How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.
Snow: What you say !!
Kest: You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha . . . .
~shot~
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WHAT NINE THOUSAND
(blows smoke off sniper rifle)
Meanwhile, in Chapter 2...
...and if you ask how Dredoc got to Chapter 2, I will kill you.
Dredoc's in the superdimensional Temple of Tyr.
Dredoc: Aren't you worried about enemy DMs?
Neurik: Not the DMs themselves. This temple's in another dimension, so they can't get in. They do, however, have many agents that can enter here.
Angry Priest whose name I forget: F*** YOU DREDOC! GO TO HELL YOU MOTHER F***ING SON OF A MOTHER F***ING B****!
Dredoc: Can I count him as a spy?
Neurik: Go ahead.
Dredoc places an unplotination bomb on the Angry Priest whose name I forget and it explodes, deplotting him. Dredoc then unleashes a storm of Ice Arrows on him.
DM 141241: Damn. He found out.
Neurik: So anyway, I've developed an anti-DM shield for you. It will protect you from bannings and all other DM powers for as long as 4 game hours.
Dredoc: That's 8 RL minutes, you dolt!
Neurik: It is? Damn, I better redesign it then.
Dredoc: No no, it's good. It's perfect for what I'm about to do.
Neurik: DAMN YOU TRAITOR!
Dredoc: Not that, you dolt.
Neurik: Oh. What are you planning?
Dredoc: I'm going to pester those damn dirty DMs with a Planet of the Apes reference.
Neurik: You mean you're going to-
Dredoc: Yes.
Neurik: In that case, you have all the protection you need. Good luck, Dredoc.
Dredoc: I'll be back shortly.
Dredoc, upon going through the exit door, is beamed up Star Trek-style to the surface.
Farmer's Son: PLZ U MUST HELPZ ME
Dredoc: Die.
Dredoc puts an arrow through his head. Following him is about 10 mercs and 20 villagers.
DM 154213: Impossible! Dredoc's supposed to suck! No matter...
Jaheel walks up to Dredoc, looking right at him.
Jaheel: Oh, I didn't see you there. You startled me.
Dredoc: You walked right toward me, you fool! How could you not see me?!
No response. Dredoc guns her down. Unfortunately, that triggers thousands of Jaheels being spawned from the doors, all after Dredoc.
Neurik: ~from a Starfleet Badge/Com thingy on Dredoc's Robe~ Dredoc! It won't be long before the DMs can harm you again!
Dredoc: Right. Beam me back up!
Neurik: Roger.
Dredoc is beamed right back into the temple Star Trek-style.
Dredoc: Mission complete.
Neurik: Mission? What I witnessed was a mindless slaugter.
Dredoc: Shut up and improve upon the DM shield.
Fin.
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