This is my craziest, most insane project yet. I'm spoofing Football. Just see for yourself what I'm going to do to the game. Enjoy!
Football is Funny
Practice Field, 14:00
The Patriots are facing the Admirals - a suicidal matchup, but one that I took up when my little brother was playing Madden 2006. The Patriots are playing offense.
-=First Down=-
Everyone: BREAK!
Brady (Quarterback): Set...~daydreams~
Random Admirals player: Well?
Brady: Huh? What? Oh, right. HUT!
They all run off. Brady passes the ball to Dillon. 1 second after the ball is passed to him, he is covered in Admirals players.
-=Second Down=-
Brady: Down! Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttttttttttt HUT!
They all run off again. Brady makes a long pass to Branch and he catches it. ~Cue that theme where everything is in slow motion and Branch is running very very fast and is about to make the run of his life~
Just as Branch is about to score a touchdown, a Bulette (A la D&D) eats him.
Brady: Well, that was just plain unexpected.
Dillon: When will these fantasy universes stop interfering with our games?
Brady: You said it...
-=Third Down=-
Brady: DOWN! Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeettttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt shotgun-
Suddenly, someone is shot by an actual shotgun.
Brady: Err...GO!
The rest of the Patriots whip out their shotguns (purely Halo 2) and open fire on the Admirals.
Dillon: WTH? Did ANYONE hear my rant about fantasy universes interfering with our game or is everyone deaf?
Brady: It's not fantasy. It's Sci-Fi.
~tap-tap ding~
Brady whips out a flamethrower and burns whoever played the drums during that brief session of drumming.
Drummer: OMFG I HAVE 100TH DEGREE BURNS! ~dies~
Fin.
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