Are you a good person? Take the test to find out!

[JYAP]

Take this test to find out if you're going to heaven or hell!

1. Have you ever worshipped a god that is not God?

2. Have you ever pursued money more than God and made it your idol?

3. Have you ever used God's name in vain?

4. Have you ever worked on Sunday?

5. Have you not honored and respected your parents?

6. Have you ever murdered or hated someone?

7. Have you ever looked at a woman/man with lust or committed adultery?

8. Have you ever stolen something regardless of value?

9. Have you ever told a lie, be it a little white lie or a big lie?

10. Have you ever envied what someone else has?

Have fun.

[Felonious Monk]

I'm a bad person. And you might want to fix #5, it kinda skews results.

[JYAP]

I didn't even elaborate.
(waits for more answers)
5 is there for a reason.

[Felonious Monk]

OK... Here's how I understand the process: a "yes" answer to a question is bad, i.e. if you said "yes" to "Have you ever murdered... someone?" then you broke the 6th Commandment. This is the case for every question except for number 5, where providing a "yes" response indicates following the commandment and a "no" response indicates breaking it. Since the poll question is "Did you answer yes to 5+ of the questions?", this inconsistency would incorrectly inflate the "yes" score of people taking the test. You say you did this for a reason, but I can't really figure out what it is. Is it all part of some master plan to obfuscate the very test you created? More likely I'm just too daft to pick up on your sly attempt at subversion, but either way some clarification is in order.

[JYAP]

(edits)