The (Guest-Friendly) Insanity Thread

[Protoss119]

~The Crypt Lord impales the Dreadlord again and tears the Infernal a new one and starts raising Carrion Beetles~

~meanwhile, L50 Necromencers (no typo) find 600000000000 Graveyards and start raising like mad~

[JYAP]

(for starters,the infernal has a constant rate of attack and is healing with each blow)
(second,impale only stuns the DL for so long,and he has his own nukes)
(and third,the necromancers are thwarted by a crazed goth DH and his "mana burn" attack,slaying all the skeletons/treants/murlocs/what-have-you instantly)

[Protoss119]

~Confed kills the DH~

~Crypty the Lord, to my knowledge, is doing more damage than the DL regenerates~

[JYAP]

(then a KotG shows up,giving the DL Thorns Aura)
(oh,and there's the TC with Endurance Aura)
(and the random gnoll dude with Command Aura)
(Crypty is pwned)

[Protoss119]

~Dreadlord gets charmed somehow (keyword bolded) by a nearby DR~
~60 Paladins show up each with their own...bah, what was that one aura that gave armor bonus?~
~they also stack for some reason~
~Crypty the Lord gets pumped up with 75 Tomes of Knowledge~

[JYAP]

(you mean like somehow everything on Toss's side asploded?)

[Protoss119]

~yes, like somehow Toss's stuff got rez'd with 100x their own stats to the power of 100~

[JYAP]

(and like somehow Toss loses the ability to conjure up stuff that's only defeatable by other overpowered stuff,thus sucking the fun out of this thread?)

[Protoss119]

...Nukes FTW. As in, gosh-darnit, nuke them! Use DatEdit and amplify the damage of the nukes for max damage and go blow up the rez'd stuff! Think like I do!

[JYAP]

Better yet.
(warps everything I want alive,like everyone in my servitude,to another dimension as I cast Ice-9)
(everything and everyone except me freezes)
Victory!