The (Guest-Friendly) Insanity Thread

[Protoss119]

~skelly rolls a 1~

~disarms skelly & inflicts stabbity death upon Halfwing~

[JYAP]

(except I stated that the skellie rolled a 20)
(thus he hits)
(and you can't edit my posts so hah)

[Protoss119]

~writes algebriac expression denoting 20 as a variable equalling 1~

[JYAP]

(except Toss can't figure out how to do it so he asplodes)

[Protoss119]

What? C'mon, I'm a gifted student in 8th-grade Algebra. How would I not know how to do that?

[JYAP]

I'm a 9th grade student in Geometry. The algebra problems I come across are eliminated in 10 seconds at most. Heh heh.

(if 20=1,then Toss=dead)

[Protoss119]

~clone dies~

~suddenly, from above...~

BANZAI!!!!!!!!!

~inflicts stabbity death with a lightsaber upon Halfwing~

Stabbing with a sword is one thing; stabbing with a lightsaber inflicts energy damage.

[JYAP]

Whatever. You killed Wing so I don't care.

(Toss still dies from the equation)

[Protoss119]

~had cast Death Ward on self before viewing the equation~

~casts Invisibility on it~

[JYAP]

(except the equation still comes true)
(and the death ward overloads)