The (Guest-Friendly) Insanity Thread

[Protoss119]

~feels the power~
~has a flower~
~needs a shower~
~in a tower~

~this rhymy thingy makes him asplode~
~insert Lurker death sound here~

[Felonious Monk]

Ewwww, gross. I just got Toss all over me. And I just bathed last week, too.

[Protoss119]

Dude, you only need a shower once a year...ah well.

...Dibs on JYAP's throne!

~while JYAP is away, uses invinced Arbiter to recall him onto the throne~

YAY! ~dances on his throne~

[Felonious Monk]

*throne is actually a disguised gelatinous cube, which immediately engulfs and begins digesting Toss*

[Protoss119]

~clone is disintemagrated~

~A battlecruiser rush completely destroys the gelatinous cube~

[Felonious Monk]

Psionic Storm!

[Protoss119]

DAMMIT!

~throws another High Templar at Felonious' High Templar, causing them to form an archon~

Archon (upon forming): WTF JUST HAPPENED?! ~randomly decimates stuff using Psionic Shockwave~

[Felonious Monk]

Mmmmmm... archon.

EMP Shockwave!

*stimpak marine rushes up and kicks archon in the jewel bag, killing him*

[Protoss119]

~a vulture comes out of the explosion and shoots the Marine once, killing him~

Damn, this is just like Battlecraft.

~vulture proceeds to kill Felonious~

[JYAP]

(a Aparoided Vulture blows up the vulture attacking Monk,then fires Aparoid Spider Mines every which way)
(brings REAL throne,sits)