The (Guest-Friendly) Insanity Thread

[Protoss119]

Kay.

~In the wake of Hanzo's blasting, 50 Lurkers come and spike France~

[Felonious Monk]

...

France sucks.

[Protoss119]

Yup. ~has a beer~

~realizes that he is allergic to beer~

~flies into a drunken rage, destroying the rest of France~

~In RL, swears he will never ever ever ever ever drink alcohol~

[Felonious Monk]

*points out that it was non-alcoholic beer*

[Protoss119]

Oh.

~in that case, drinks two cans of non-alcoholic beer at once~

~becomes drunk off the non-alcoholic beer~

[Felonious Monk]

*draws on Toss' face when he passes out*

[Protoss119]

~face explodes, revealing Luke Skywalker's face in place of his own, kinda like in The Empire Strikes Back~

[Felonious Monk]

Toss, I am your father.

[/james earl jones]

[Protoss119]

Err...well...I am your father's cousin's brother's nephew's former roomate's grandmother's son's FATHER!

[Felonious Monk]

Lonestar: So what does that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become!

FEEL THE POWER OF THE SCHWARTZ!