The (Guest-Friendly) Insanity Thread

[Protoss119]

Trombonist 1: AAAAHHH OMG

Trombonist 2: FLUTE NOTES OMG

~The car asplodes~

[JYAP]

No one escapes the flute mafia...

[Protoss119]

O RLY?

~flying stick men crash into flute mafia car, allowing trombonists to escape~

[JYAP]

(a giant eraser comes out of nowhere and murders the stick men in mid-flight)

[Protoss119]

~the flute mafia guys, distracted by this, unintentionally allow the trombonists to escape~

[JYAP]

Aw dang it! Get the elven tuba mafia on them ASAP!
(stabs some loser sneaking up on him from behind with violin bow)

Example of Elven Mafia:

Elf 1: Hey there. We'll help you with that monster there for only half of your treasure.

Dude: No thanks.

Elf 2: No,you don't understand,you NEED our help.

Dude: It's just a level 1 goblin,I can take it.

Elf 2: I'm sorry it had to come to this.(powers up goblins to level 17)

Dude: Whoa,now I NEED your help.

Elf 1: That's nice,but now it'll cost you ALL of your treasure.

We should do something like that on EB if my comp stops being laggy. We could have a group of archers to shoot up peeps.

[Protoss119]

Sounds like a good idea. Killing them could get you a little bit of XP/Gold so its actually WORTH going into someone else's base.

Trombonist 3: IAMAGOD ~activates Star Wars: Mysteries of the Sith code for all force powers and starts zapping elven tuba with Force Chain lightning~

Trombonist 4: DIEDIEDIE ~activates Star Wars: Mysteries of the Sith code for all weapons and blasts elven tuba with concussion rifle~

[JYAP]

(Hanzo Hattori randomly drops down from the ceiling and takes out the trombonists like the master ninja that he is)

[Protoss119]

~suddenly, ARIBETH falls out of nowhere and starts whining~

Aribeth: I can't face Morag, for fear of falling once again under her spell!

Trombonist 4: ~scurring away with what few feet he has left~ RUN AWAY!

[JYAP]

(two shuriken later, Hanzo is still on top)