The (Guest-Friendly) Insanity Thread

[Protoss119]

~grabs a rod of unlimited-uses-per-day Death Ward~

[JYAP]

(rod breaks upon use)

[Dweia]

*walks in and then walks back out again*

[JYAP]

HOLY HELL DWEIA LIVES!

(Dweia trips and falls into a spike trap)

[Protoss119]

I'm not really surprised. Everyone just shows up every 2 years nowadays.

~repairs it somehow, coats it in titanium instead of whatever it was made of at first~

Damn people in Neverwinter can't get it through their skulls that Titanium > Adamantine.

[JYAP]

Mythril>all though.

(rod breaks again,and the titanium spontaneously becomes a Phantasmal Killer and pwns poor Toss)

[Protoss119]

~has immunity to mind spells thanks to Mind Blank rod~

[JYAP]

(label falls off,revealing Mind Fog rod)
(PK kills Toss)

[Protoss119]

~succeeds his will save on Mind Fog, throws the rod at the PK, whacking it since it's the rod itself was actually illusory~

[JYAP]

(the PK explodes)
(which causes a Weird to be spontaneously cast)