The (Guest-Friendly) Insanity Thread

[Protoss119]

~due to the effect of Aribeth's whining, the shuriken are burnt to pieces, therefore time functions normally~

[Driv3r]

*Smashes head against brick wall full pelt* w00t !!!!!!!!!!!!


Kind Regards
Driv3r

[Protoss119]

~welcomes WNxDriver to EB by arming him with several mega-uber weapons and placing 100 dragoons under his command~

[Driv3r]

Be's really mean And sets the 100 dragons onto protoss119 and hits him with mega-uber weapons *Giggles* *Says sorry*


Kind Regards
Driv3r

[Protoss119]

~flies off the island where this is taking place and finds himself rescued and in command of 200 mutant trombone players whose trombones kill like ahernia (How the heck do you spell that?)~

[JYAP]

(Hanzo appears on island,kills Protoss in .2 seconds)

[Protoss119]

~while getting killed, realizes (in RL) that the new Cartoon Network show, "Princess Natasha" uses Bungie Resources, the kind of resources used to make Halo~

~before the ultimate end to his life (the ultimate end to his life being him dying and respawning again), he destroys Princess Natasha (as in the show) and recovers resources made for making Halo~

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The above statement is true

[JYAP]

(Hanzo set a trap for Protoss in his spawn point)
(Protoss flips on the ground dead,then respawns in same point)
(trap reactivates infinitely...with DC 920)

[Protoss119]

~switches command posts and spawns there~

~the combined team of Kakashi (Naruto) and Boba Fett (Star Wars) attack Hanzo and are about equal to him when it comes to...err...superiority~

[JYAP]

(while that was your only command post,the other post nearby was guarded by Chunyu Qiong,who was too drunk to defend it)
(Hanzo uses a random ninjitsu art to destroy Boba Fett's gear,then is more than a match for Kakashi,especially after he splits into 5 regenerating copies)