I am now taking over this pub.

[Protoss119]

~MCs Carbuncle, gets him to reflect everything~

~by the time the SSD respawns, Toss is still alive~

[JYAP]

(except Carbuncle disappears after each summon)
(besides,he would reflect the MC on you,causing you to MC yourself)

[Protoss119]

~which would be impossible, causing a rip in the time/space continuum that would suck up Rune's pub~

[JYAP]

(except you didn't MC Carbuncle so it phailed)
(Odin tramples j00)

[Protoss119]

~has g DEF points~

g = a variable. Since no monsters have a variable for a number, there's no way to really beat a variable since we don't know what the variable is.

~Odin does damage to JYAP's life points~

[JYAP]

(sets up algebra problem)
(makes it so g=-255)
(summons Bahamut on Toss)

[Protoss119]

~steals JYAP's paper somehow~

~changes g's value to 999999999999~

~blamzoids~

[JYAP]

Ok.
(Toss dies cause his MAGIC DEF sucks)

[Protoss119]

~reintegrates into Bahamut~

~controls Bahamut, makes him attack JYAP~

[JYAP]

(unsummons Bahamut)
(which throws Toss into a fight between him and all the summons I know)
(and that's a lot)
(Toss is wtfpwned by Bahamut,Alexander,Diablos,Knights of the Round Table,Hades,Ifrit,Leviathan,Lich,Cyclops,Carbuncle ...well,not really Carbuncle...)