(GoRule's evil twin 200 lb midget sumo wrestling brother enters the pub from the back door that was apparently left open)
ME WANT FOOD!!!
(as he comes out from the shadows to reveal his face you notice his extremley large mouth and nose but he has no Eyes!!!)
MEEEE WAAANNNTTT FOOODDD!!!
(he leapad to halfwing and swallows him whole ((the acids in his mouth decay through any type of barrier magic or not and halfwing is killed)
(as the front door of the pub is bashed down by the unmasked shy-guys and JYAP they look at this Fat! midget! sumo wrestler! and try to shock him to death with their (unspeakable horrid) faces ...BUT HE HAS NO EYES TO SEE THEM)
(the evil twin smells them coming toward him and starts to leap towards them to eat them as well)
wen all of a sudden....
THE ULTIMATE EVIL LAND OTTER APPEARS IN THE MIDDLE!!!
with one touch he turns the evil twin into ashes!!!
and then he turns towards JYAP and the shy-guys
his nose twitches and they all turn into pez candy in which he places in his pez dispencer and starts to eat them then he is gone just like that
the end .....or is it (evil badger eyes start to glow red as the scene fades to black)
GoRule: wait wait wait This S*** Fn Sux....
(gorule fades the scene back in kiks the badger in the nutz and in return the badger spits out the pez and JYAP and his shy-guys turn back to normal ... then sifts through his evil twins ashes and finds a tag "just ad water" so he takes a leak on the ashes and then "POOF" his evil twin comes back...)
GoRule: He Dildo head spit out halfwing NOW or ill beat you down with the spatula again!!!!
Evil Twin: Grrrrrrrr
(gets beat up side the head with a spatula)
(evil twin spits out halfwing)
GoRulek now that we got all that S*** taken care of lets all have a drink ....
(hours and hours of non stop drink go on and on and on and on... well you get the picture... they pretty much get really Fn retarded from all the booze)
Halfwing: (Heegup) HeY! Guuyss! aRE WEe FOR..For....ForgEttin sooo....
(BAM halfwing hits the bar floor passed out!)
JYAP: OOohhh yeaaHH!! HAHAHAHA we fErgEt to geT AL bAk
GoRule: Oooopsh!!! Bwahahaha!!
(cuts to scene of a finger pushing a red button ...)
(AL sitting at his computer watching the drunken monkeys laughing .....then)
POP POP!!!!!!!!!!!! both their head blow up and AL wins the pub!!!!!
the end
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IE YOU HEATHEN!(BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG)
and not only was it an anti jyap ray but it was modified to remove the keys from his RL keyboard (Gorule gets up runs to Jyaps place and steals his keyboard)
that hurt >.< lol...