I am now taking over this pub.

[Felonious Monk]

*swaps places with JYAP*
*a swarm of Xritra suicide ships appear behind Toss' fleet and destroy everything in a massive explosion*

[Protoss119]

~jumps to hyperspace at the last second~

~has installed an Ion Cannon on Rune's pub~

~If the Ion Cannon fires, whatever it hits will be disabled~

~meanwhile, reinforcements of 30 Corellian Corvettes, 30 Corellian Gunships, and 2 Mon Calamari Cruisers replace his ravaged fleet destroyed by the suicide ships~

There's no law saying the Rebel Alliance can't have big fleets like these, either. And even if there was, the Rebels would just break it anyway.

[JYAP]

(reswaps places just as the giant hits)
(fires Ion Cannon at Toss's fleet)
(then calls for a Slippystrike)
(1000 Slippys charge towards Toss's fleet and tear it apart)

[Protoss119]

~diverts all power to engines, barely escaping the Ion Cannon~

~takes control of a Hypervelocity gun, firing it at the Slippys~

~one hits and the splash damage kills all the Slippys~

~maintains orbital position over Rune's Pub, ruling by fear of his massive fleet~

[Felonious Monk]

*giant misses*
*swaps the giant with JYAP, kicks JYAP really hard*
*swaps places with giant*
*bomb hidden on Toss' ship explodes, sending him carreening through space along with the shattered remnants of his vessel*
*fires Ion Cannon at thread*

[Protoss119]

~switches places with hapless crewman aboard a Corellian Gunship which he nominates as his flagship~

~thread is disabled while Toss and his fleet still rules the pub by ph33r~

[JYAP]

(according to Warcraft,you can't miss unless you're either cursed or the opponent has evasion)
(Monk still gets pwned)
(Rain is teleported onto Toss's ship and starts kicking butt)
(did I mention he's packing 40 levels and one hell of a scythe?)

[Protoss119]

~switches places with yet another hapless crewman aboard another ship, putting two elite rebel marines onto his ship which beat the crap out of Rain~

~continues to rule the pub by ph33r~

[JYAP]

(Rain: Immune to getting the crap beaten out of him)
(Rain smite the two marines,then warps to Toss and decapitates him before he does anything)

[Protoss119]

~0.0000000000000001 seconds before Rain arrives, Toss teleports to the ground with an elite squad of rebels which capture the pub~

Terrorist:JIHAD! ~shoots Rain's immunities and stuff, destroying them~

~the ship that Rain is on self-destructs, killing Rain~

I win.