I am now taking over this pub.

[Protoss119]

~suddenly, three Corellian Gunships come out of Hyperspace and beat the hell out of JYAP with their many missiles~

~Grey is charred and his armor is darker now~

Grey: YOU MADE ME BLACK! DIE!!!

~Grey tackles JYAP and beats the crap out of him~

[Felonious Monk]

*eats popcorn while viewing the battle from a remote, undisclosed location*
*presses Big Red Button*
*Death Star annihilates the planet the sprites are on, destroying everyone*
*planetary fragments breach the hulls of the Corellian Gunships, causing explosive decompression*

[JYAP]

(looks at all the missiles coming at him)
(places a homing beacon on Grey and runs)
(Grey is blown away)

[Protoss119]

~at the last second compromises cheese, placing Peppy in place of him and placing himself in a Mon Calamari Cruiser along with 50 Corellian Gunships preparing to attack the Death Star from behind where the superlaser can't get them~

~the fleet comes out of hyperspace and the gunships attack with their many missiles~

~according to Star Wars: Empire at War, missiles can pierce shields and the sheer number of them should be able to do some damage despite the heavy armor on the Death Star~

[Felonious Monk]

*Death Star explodes, destroying Toss and his fleet*

[JYAP]

How handy.
(reclaims pub after disposing remaining Samuses)

[Protoss119]

~the fleet jumped to hyperspace the moment the Death Star exploded, so he is safe~

[Felonious Monk]

*returns from undisclosed location*
*kicks JYAP in the shin really hard and claims the pub as his own*

[JYAP]

(throws Monkey in Halfwing's new WC map)
(Monkey is one of the mechanical slaves a tester just commanded to attack a giant)
(the slave has 1 HP)
(meanwhile,out of nowhere,Kirbies come and destroy Toss's fleet with assorted weapons)

[Protoss119]

DAMMIT!

~the few missiles spewn from the Corellian Gunships that hit the Kirbies incinerate them~

~meanwhile, Corellian Corvettes, armed with anti-fighter guns, easily shoot down swarms of Kirbies~