I am now taking over this pub.

[Felonious Monk]

*clown erases JYAP*
*Monk redraws himself*

[JYAP]

(was out of dimension already)

[Protoss119]

Well, at least the pub is mine, then.

~calls the League of Custom Sprites to help overthrow Felonious Monk~

Grey Samus: All suits report!

Red Samus: Ready!

Blue Samus: Let's kick some ***!

Green Samus: Awaiting Command.

Purple Samus: Gimme something to shoot, already!

Grey Samus: OK! ATTACK!

~all the Samuses attack Felonious with missiles and super missiles~

~bugs infinite deflection~

[JYAP]

The pub is still mine.
(clown enters dimension I was in)
(quickly returns to this dimension)
(draws katana,slices everyone inside MY pub in two)

[Protoss119]

I was gonna give you a major discount but NOOOO, you had to slice me into itty bitty pieces, didn't you?

~the Grey Samus shoots the katana out of JYAP's hand with his power beam~

~yes, it's a he and not a she since it's not the actual Samus~

[JYAP]

O RLY?
(draws his own arm cannon)
(Wavebusters Grey into submission)
Next!

[Felonious Monk]

*summons the real Samus into the pub, makes her a proxy (bestowing upon her a Divine Rank of 1), and then dominates her with Control Creatures*
*carnage ensues*

[JYAP]

(still Wavebusters the real Samus into submission)

[Protoss119]

~somehow deprives JYAP of missiles, thus rendering him unable to use the Wavebuster~

~Grey is down, but not out, and he gets up and fires the Plasma beam at the actual Samus, with the rest of the team bombarding her with Super Missiles~

[JYAP]

Damn you.
(slams cannon into Toss,then retrieves his stolen missiles)
(Flamethrowers Grey instead of Wavebustering him)
(then pulls out gatling gun and tears through Green)