I am now taking over this pub.

[JYAP]

(reality is already compromised)
(Toss becomes a Madness character)
(which is bad,because if you're not Hank,Jesus,Clown,or the Sheriff,you're ****ed)
(so yeah,Toss dies brutally)

[Protoss119]

~respawns as Darth Vader w/ blue lightsaber (as seen in sig) and slices Clown into itty bitty pieces~

Ph33r t3h 1337 p0w3r 0f t3h spr1t3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111one!!!!!!!1111111 1111shift+1

[JYAP]

(YOU DON'T KILL CLOWN)
(CLOWN KILLS YOU)
(GET THAT THROUGH YOUR ALIEN SKULL)
No really,Clown>All. Yes,Clown>Al.

[Protoss119]

I'm rebellious. So sue me.

~kills clown one more time~

This is fun...

[JYAP]

(Clown whips out Particle Eraser,erases Toss)

[Protoss119]

~at the last second, compromises Sci-Fi and puts Slippy in place of himself, causing Slippy to be erased~

Well, that solves one problem...

[JYAP]

(it homes fool)
(Slippy was already gone anyways)

[Felonious Monk]

*dominates clown via Control Undead*
*clown kills JYAP and defiles his corpse with a glitter pen... a pink glitter pen*

[JYAP]

(the clown cannot be controlled in any manner whatsoever)
(clown erases Monkey as well)

[Protoss119]

~slices Eraser into little itty bits with blue lightsaber~