Serverama - A fanfic I made. (Note:Got this idea from JYAP.)

[JYAP]

1...2...3...CLEAR!
(ZAP)

c0ed: (is owned by Heat...for about the 74th time)**** it. It's time for a L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-LAWSUIT!

Sleet: (stole Delta's DS with game included)DAMN YOU c0ed!

Heat: Oh fine.

c0ed's Lawyer: Well,my client was being brutally pwned-

Heat's Lawninja: Like this?(kills lawyer)

c0ed: NO FAIR! I'm reporting you for breaking a lot of server rules-(SLICE)

Heat: Overruled.

c0ed: (respawns in base) That bastard-...what is that weird pink ball thingy there in front of me? And why does he have 3 others like him-

Sleet: (has summoning GBASP) DIE YOU INFIDEL!

Random Islamic: (explodes,saving the innocent in danger)

[Protoss119]

Lol!

Chapter VIIIIIIIIIIII: Star Fox Assaulted - the Demo

Our heroes are-

~Imperials instantly assault Forbidden Peaks~

Not yet, you phools!

Darth Vader: All your base are belong to us. So shut up.

Emperor: U b t3h- ~shmacked by Vader~

Meanwhile...

Protoss119: ~pulls out Trombone and plays Bb~

Aribeth: What's that going to- ~asplodes~

Deltashadow: ~crawls out of hole, was being hunted by Aribeth for a month now~ Is she dead?

Protoss119: Yes.

Deltashadow: Permanently?

Protoss119: Yes.

Deltashadow: HOORAY!!!

Protoss119: I never liked her anyway.

JYAP: Well, in case you don't know, the Empire is attacking, so use that sissy little music thing and kill it.

Protoss119: It's a trom-whatcha-ma-call-it!

Suddenly, a warp gate appears out of nowhere and out comes the Great Fox.

Fox: Star Fox team reporting for duty!

All: Yay!

Landmasters spawn on the ground below and our heroes get in it. JYAP is blasting the AT-ATs' necks (their weak point) with the cannon while Protoss119 is just mowing down everything in his way. The others are doing whatever the hell they want. Meanwhile, the Star Fox team has just launched in Arwings, but Slippy is instantly shot out of the sky by TIE fighters.

Slippy: Wheeeeee! ~crashes and asplodes~

The Great Fox fires its guns at the Executor's bridge and thus destroys it. Afterwards, the super star destroyer is going dowwwwwnnnn...until it hits a slope and becomes yet another feature in Forbidden Peaks other than its extreme heights. The Empire retreats.

Everyone: Hooray!

Aribeth: ~wakes up from unsubconsiousness~ I'm ALIVE! ~quickly gunned down by Protoss119~

And so, after saying goodbye to the Star Fox team, our heroes board their Lambda shuttle, taking a few Landmasters with them. It's true, there was a casualty, but there are such things as "Acceptable Losses" if you catch my drift...

All: So what are you waiting for, Al?!

JYAP: Put the damn Star Destroyer in Forbidden Peaks!

TO BE CONTINUED...

Menice: How many times is this going to be TO BE CONTINUED?

[JYAP]

Noob Announcer: This just in,there will be no more mini-stories!

Rain: WHAAAAAAAAT?

Heat: WHAAAAAAAAT?

Snow: WHAAAAAAAAT?

Sleet: WHAAAAAAAAT?

Hail: WHAAAAAAAT?

Noob: Yes,that's right,cause I said so! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(2 seconds later)

Noob: This...just...in...mini-stories...still...in...production...blargh...(dies )

[Protoss119]

Star Fox Assaulted is in the General Discussion forum of Trogworld. Go the normal route you would go to the arcade, but take the General Discussion forum route instead.

[JYAP]

Rain and Co.: (is going on strike) WE WANT CHAPTERS! WE WANT CHAPTERS!

[Protoss119]

Macbeth Boss: Here ya go!

Go away, stupid Star Fox boss thing.

Macbeth Boss: They're not take'n me seriously.

I said GO AWAY!

Aribeth Sprites = CANCELED. I really really REALLY want to kill Aribeth. Goddamn whiner. It's not like I'm trying to get my point across by cursing her out, but still, now I know exactly what you mean...

Chapter XIIIIIIIIIIIII: When titles attack

Having gotten their fair share of Landmasters, our heroes land at Kest Nihan's Legit (I need to visit there sometime) and start conquering for some reason.

Aribeth: Guys! What the hell are you- ~blasted~

Aarin Gend: THIS ISN'T NECESSARY!!!!!! ~pwned~

Morag: HAW! Now I will rule the- ~gunned down~

Maugrim: My queen- ~also pwned~

Maugrim's apprentice: NOOO- ~gunned down too~

Maugrim's apprentice's apprentice: How long is this gonna- ~shot~

Lizardfolk peep: So now what do we do for pay? You killed our employees.

Protoss119: Join me and together we will rule the galaxy!

Lizardfolk peep: Let's see, so how much does it pay?

Protoss119: 45 chillings an hour.

Lizardfolk peep: Outrageo- ~sees that he is about to be blasted~ Uh...pleasure doing business with you.

Meanwhile, in the Lambda Shuttle...

JYAP: This can't be happening...I can't let them do this! I gotta help the town of Port Llast! ~grabs his custom Landmaster including missile launchers, mega speed, and homing cannons that can be charged up to 7 times in one shot~

JYAP sets out to destroy his evil bretheren.

What happened to them, you ask?

Menice - Missile'd.
Highsephiroth - JYAP's tank sped right through it, leaving nothing but rubble.
Deltashadow - Was hit by 7 charged cannons in one shot.
Armageddon's Psychotic Storyteller: Ditto.

JYAP then encounters Barrey.

JYAP: Barrey! Not you, too!

Barrey: I'm only with them because the stupid author won't come up with a stupid name for the stupid ship!

JYAP: What a stupid reason.

Barrey: You're stupid!

JYAP: OK, that's it. ~missiles him to death~ Just one left, and that's Toss. He's probably searching for the Words of Power so he can rule the server.

Meanwhile, in the Creator Race ruins, Protoss119 is about to get the final word of power having blasted through the walls with his tank and thus averting all riddles.

JYAP: Not so fast, Toss!

Protoss119: JYAP! I should have known you would come seek me out.

JYAP: Hand over the Words of Power!

Protoss119: No! They're mine! YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM!

JYAP: ~shrugs, shoots him dead~

Protoss119: NOOOOOOO!!!! ~asplodes~

JYAP returns to Port Llast, it being a smoldering crater now.

JYAP: Attention, citizens of Port Llast! Your city is saved!

A cricket chirps.

Back in the Lambda Shuttle...

Protoss119: Aww! All I wanted was to take control of the entire server and gain power beyond your imagination but NOOOO! You had to come blow me up, didn't you?

Barrey: I wanted the shuttle to have a name. What the hell is wrong with that?

JYAP: Well, it seems everything's back to normal.

Deltashadow: Except for the fact that everyone except you lost their tanks and we owe HUGE reparations to Kest Drac Nihan.

JYAP: Oh hell.

Fin.

JYAP: ~comes after Toss with chainsaw~ YOU PHOOL! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY TO BE CONTINUED!

Protoss119: ~while being mauled down by chainsaw~ I'm sorry!!!

TO BE CONTINUED...

[JYAP]

Hold on,I'm actually doing something GOOD?

(dimensional rift opens,swallowing people)

Sleet: HEAT! I'M SCARED!

Hail: YOU FOOLS! YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE UNIVERSAL ORDER!

Snow: WAAAAAAAAAAH!

(1 second later)

(stick figure with a nametag above saying Rain walks by)

Rain: I'm gonna kill you Protoss...

[Protoss119]

Whoops. XD

Chapter XXVVVIIIIIIICCT: Attack of the mutant Titles from Outer Sausage

Serind Tylner: We are entering a world of random events and game cameos. We are entering a world where players of all shapes and sizes - that's right, even giant sphere-shaped players - compete for total domination. We are entering...the Server zone. We now enter the life of an ordinary group of adventurers being thrown into a rift in time and space-

Deltashadow: ADVENTURERS?! We're not adventurers!!

Serind Tylner: I thought it was appropriate.

Deltashadow: HELL NO! We're PVP'ers, hear?!

Serind Tylner: Yeah, OK.

Our heroes' Lambda Shuttle has been thrown into a rift in time and space with no real hope for escaping for around 4 hours.

Protoss119: Great. If you hadn't of been a goody goody two-shoes and instead joined me in my ultimate quest for power, we wouldn't have ended up in here!

JYAP: If you want someone to blame, blame the bloody author.

Protoss119: The author is ME, stupid!

All: GASP!

Jeez! Will you get the hell out of my fanfic?!

All: Nobody likes you.

Is that so? Well then...hey, Fett, do you like me?

Boba Fett: Hell no!

Damn. Lord Vader, do you like me?

Darth Vader: Not really.

Your highness, do you like me?

Emperor Palpatine: u r t3h suxx0rs

DAMN!

All: See?

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! ~throws All out of the forum~

All: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! ~splat~

So anyway, everyone gasps and stares at Protoss119 in awe and horror.

Protoss119: Uh...oops?

JYAP: YOU made me do something good! Why you black-hearted...

JYAP leaps on Protoss119 and beats the crap out of him. Custom sprites fly everywhere.

Blue SA-X: MORE...

Menice looks out the window to see a white flying disk.

Menice: Hey, guys! What's that white flying disk over there?

The white disk magically flies into the Lambda shuttle and into Menice.

Booming Voice: MENICE IS IT

You again! You ruined my reputation last time, but never again! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!excl amationpointexclamationpointexclamationpoint ~beats the crap out of Booming Voice before throwing him out of the forum~

Booming Voice: THIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS ISSSSSNNNNNNN'TTTTT OOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! !!!!!!!!! ~splat~

Menice: I'm it? Hooray! I'm it!

Suddenly, a Sith Lord comes after him with a lightsaber.

Menice: Uh, HELP ME GUYS!

Highsephiroth: OK, who hacked the NES Gauntlet II?

The moment Menice comes near Deltashadow, the white disk thingy passes out of Menice and into Deltashadow.

NES Gauntlet II Voice: DELTASHADOW IS IT.

Deltashadow: Oh hell! ~sliced by Sith Lord~

The white disk thingy comes out of Deltashadow's corpse but bumps into a closet door.

Meanwhile, in the closet...

JYAP: OK, it looks like we're being attacked by the it.

Protoss119: Oh no!

Menice: Oh no!

Highsephiroth: Oh no!

Kool-Aid Man: OH YEAH!!! ~realizes that he's in the middle of outer space bursting into a closet and quietly walks away while the broken wall comically repairs itself~

JYAP: To defeat the it, we have to finish the level. That would be...in this closet actually.

Protoss119: Hurry! Get in!

They all jump in the exit and are transported into the next level, which is the same Lambda shuttle, only not in that rift thingy. Our heroes come out of the closet and resume what they were doing. Meanwhile, in the dephts of Atomic Chicken...

Grand Moff Tarkin: Run while you can, phools...for I, Grand Moff Tarkin, have returned and I'm more powerful than ever! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Stormtrooper: Uh, sir, you only rule us two stormtroopers.

Grand Moff Tarkin: SHUT UP!

Stormtrooper: You think he's in denial?

Stormtrooper 2: Yeah. Wanna kill him?

Stormtrooper: Sure.

They do so.

Serind Tylner: What has just transpired here is a way of life here in this universe. It happens every single day of these people's lives. And the pity of it is...that these things cannot be confined to...the Server Zone!

Lawninja: Um, sir?

Serind Tylner: What?!

Lawninja: We're here to maul you down for betrayal.

Serind Tylner: WHAT?! Impossib- ~sliced and diced~

TO BE CONTINUED...

[JYAP]

Rain: (has dust all over him) Damn JYAP! How come you don't play anymore? Sooner or later I'm gonna be dele-(Megaman death sound effect)

Hail: Oh joy.

Rain: (drops down Megaman style) 1-up>j00.

Heat: I can fix your computer y'know.

Sleet: You'll eat it. Then spit it out. At a noob.

Drow Dumbass: I resent that!

Snow: Back in your cell!

[Protoss119]

More episodes!

Guy: Captain! Our shields are down!

Admiral Piett: Intensify the forward firepower! I don't want anything to get through!

~they don't do so~

Admiral Piett: Intensify the forward firepower!!!

Kamikaze Episode Pilot: AAAAAHHHH!!! ~comes hurtling into the Accuser~

Guy 2: Too late! ~ducks and covers~

~suddenly, the Accuser sidesteps the episode~

Admiral Piett: HA! You missed us!

~recolored Ridley crashes into the Accuser and it comes hurtling down into this topic~

Admiral Piett: INTENSIFY THE FORWARD- ~krash~

All: YAY! ~socked in the temples, falls unsubconsious, dies in 0.75 seconds~

Chapter CCCXXXXXXXVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII: Great titles of fire!

The Lambda Shuttle housing our heroes in which Barrey wants me to name-

Barrey: -_-

Well, you told me to name it.

Barrey: I expected it to be shorter.

Didn't we go through this conversation before? You don't always get what you want.

Barrey: And I told you, I never get what I want.

Who cares?

All the Imperials on the Death Star: WE DO!

~sends a Proton Torpedo through the exhaust port, blowing up the Death Star~ Now who does?

Barrey: I do! Don't make me have to-

~an anvil falls on Barrey~ Don't even think about quitting. I own you, according to this contract, section 4, paragraph 32, word 17: "it".

JYAP: Get on with it.

Darth Vader: Yeah! Get on with it!

Emperor Palpatine: Y34h! G37 0n vv17h 17! (Oh, if you're wondering what the two v's are, they're supposed to form a w)

Fine. Anyway, the Lambda Shuttle is orbiting Eternal War.

JYAP: Gear up, people. We're about to head into noob territory. Therefore, we need all the equipment we need to get our arse kicked- I mean, resist being CSed, KD spammed, Run & Gun'd, and other horrible flaws.

Protoss119: Thankfully, I managed to create a new superweapon for exactly that kind of deal.

JYAP: Superweapon? Show me this "superweapon" then.

Protoss119: I present to you, Killpeoplewhilerunningreallyfast!

A hatch in the wall of the Lambda shuttle opens to reveal a walking suit of armor with a helmet on with a flaming greatsword about the size of an elf walks out.

???: ....KAW!

JYAP: WTF?

Protoss119: Gear includes Evil Full Plate +2, Evil Military Helmet, Evil Harbringer Kin +1, Sturdy Belt, Amulet of Natural Armor +2, Cloak of Protection +2, Silent Slippers, Ring of Discipline, and Ring of Will.

The Lambda Shuttle lands in King Arthur's Court (The Arena) and deploys Killpeoplewhilerunningreallyfast.

Protoss119: Behold, the power of the Fighter/Barbarian/WM, Killpeoplewhilerunningreallyfast-

Barrey: Can't you name him something shorter?!

Protoss119: Does Crowster work?

Barrey: Guess so. What does a crow have to do with him, though?

Killpeoplewhilerunningreallyfast/Crowster: KAW!

Noob: Freeze!

Crowster: KAW!

The Crowster burninates the noob with the flaming greatsword.

Noob 2: CALL FOR REINFORCEMENTS!

Suddenly, an army of noobs comes bursting out of every entrance, exit, hallway, and bathroom. Yes, even the girls' bathroom. They all stop facing the Crowster when he does a whirlwind attack and knocks them all down with a domino effect.

Jigglypuff (Assimilated by Noobs): ~starts singing~ Jigg-a-ly ~shmacked with flaming greatsword~ BLARGH ~dies, becomes normal Jigglypuff again~

Suddenly, a gigantic noob in the shape of a Madcat battlemech stomps on ground violently until he's behind the Crowster and quietly taps him on the shoulder.

Giant Noob: YOU NO KILL NOOBS! NOOBS KILL YOU! YOU DIE NOW! ROFLMFAO!

Crowster: ...KAW!

The moment the giant noob hears that word, he collapses in a big pile of metal, blood, and pie. An awkward silence lasts for 5 seconds.

Menice: ......WICKED!

Armageddon's Psychotic Storyteller: PIE! ~eats all the pie~

JYAP: ~counting noob corpses~ 498...499...500. That's all of 'em. Ooh, sweet salvage. ~gets it all from Giant Noob's corpse~

Barrey: ...WTF just happened!?

Protoss119: Well, I believe it's time to go. C'mon, Crowster.

Crowster: KAW! ~follows the gang back into the shuttle~

Unbeknownst to our heroes, a spy sneaks aboard and the Lambda Shuttle takes off...

Deltashadow: What happened out there? Highsephiroth and I were busy playing on B.net.

Starcraft Game: YOU LOSE.

Deltashadow: Oh, bugger! ~starts new game~

Starcraft Game: YOU LOSE.

Deltashadow: Blast! ~starts new game again~

Starcraft Game: YOU LOSE. ~new game~ YOU LOSE. ~new game~ YOU LOSE. ~new game~ YOU LOSE.

Deltashadow: DAMMIT! ~shoots Starcraft Game~

Starcraft Game: YOU MISSED.

Deltashadow: GODDAMNIT!

Meanwhile...

Spy: If I move quietly enough, they'll never notice me!

Protoss119: ~spots Spy~ Hey, who are you?

Spy: I'm spy. I've been sent by the noobs to spy on you.

Protoss119: Well, welcome aboard! Would you like a tour?

Spy: Naw, I'm good.

JYAP: Toss, you idiot! Spy = Bad!

Spy: DAMMIT! He's onto me...but how did he know? He must have hacked into my secret data file!

JYAP: Dude, what are you talking about?

Spy: I dunno. But I've come to take down that superweapon of yours.

Protoss119: You'll never take Crowster down as long as there's a breath in my body.

Spy: His name's Killpeoplewhilerunningreallyfast.

Protoss119: No it isn't. It's Crowster.

Spy: No, it's Killpeoplewhilerunningreallyfast. It's right above him in big blue letters.

Crowster: KAW! ~strikes down big blue letters with flaming greatsword~

Spy: DIE!

Spy tries to fire at the Crowster with a revolver but misses.

Crowster: KAW! KAW! KAW!

Spy: DIE! ~fires, hits~

Crowster falls over on his back.

Spy: Yesss...Muahahahahahahahaha-

Crowster: KAW! ~shot again~

Protoss119: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! My superweapon!

Spy: YES! You will never survive without your precious superweapon! MUAHAHAHA-

JYAP: Ah, shaddup. ~kills Spy with Instagib rifle~

UT Voice: GODLIKE!!!

Barrey: Now what?

Protoss119: Now we wait for the next episode.

3 hours later...

TO BE CONTINUED...

Grand Moff Tarkin: WTF?! You made no mention of me! I demand to know why you didn't do that?! It's just not right! I mean, I was the brainchild of the freakin' Death Star! THE DEATH STAR, DAMMIT! I deserve to be in this- ~instagib'd~