Serverama - A fanfic I made. (Note:Got this idea from JYAP.)

[JYAP]

Cool. Now make a Rain Mirnimane sheet right down to the scythe.

[Protoss119]

[JYAP]

[Protoss119]

Oh, BTW.

Rain Mirnimane is a trademark of JYAP. Samus Aran is a trademark of Nintendo.

[Protoss119]

Chapter VIIIIIIIII:~smotten~

Our heroes have decided to take a day off and go to EB. They all have the same characters they had last time and are at Forbidden Peaks.

Deltashadow is being bombarded by Barrey's Missile Storms and suddenly throws a cat at him.

Barrey:Aw, it's sooooooooooo cute! ~pets the cat~

Deltashadow:Yes! The cat is my ultimate weapon and will annihilate you!

Barrey: Don't be so mellodramatic. What could a cat possibly do to hurt me?

KABLAMZORS!

The cat asplodes.

Deltashadow:That's why you NEVER trust cats! I keep telling you, but you never listen! I knew this was going to happen someday!

Barrey:Say, where do cats originate from, anywho?

Meanwhile, the Imperials are on a strange new plane with huge, blue walls keeping them from escaping the grey, sandy terrain.

Stormtrooper:Whoah...would you look at THAT!

The stormtrooper squadrons find a huge pile of...well, I think you know. Suddenly, a dark looming shadow appears over the stormtroopers.

Stormtroopers:-=SCREAMZORS=-

A giant cat tears them apart and sets foot in the litterbox.

TO BE CONTINUED...

A.K.A. I have to practice for band now.

[JYAP]

Rain:I'm too bored to make a fic. Go look at my sprite sheet.





















Ummm...now would be the time.















I'm serious.
















Do you have a life?















Now I know you're just scrolling for these. No more from now on.















Dang.















Fine,you win!(kills a noob) Happy?

[Protoss119]

:-)

I'm going to decrease the size of all the Dredoc sprites (to make him look more halfling-like) and add diagonally-facing scythes (because the vertical ones won't work).

Chapter VIIIIIIIIII:Summons can sometimes suck

Our heroes are still on EB and still playing. Menice summons a Minotaur against Highsephiroth.

Minotaur:~roar~

Menice:ATTACK!

Minotaur:~roar~

Menice:I said ATTACK!

Minotaur:~roar~

Menice:I SAID ATTACK, YOU POOR EXCUSE FOR A COW!

Minotaur:~roar~

Menice:Oh brother.

Menice unsummons the Minotaur.

Highsephiroth:Summons can be stupid sometimes.

Meanwhile, the Imperials are...still chopped up.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Stormy trooper:No, we're not!

Yes you are.

[JYAP]

Heatammit Sleet, how come you never fight?

Sleet:Shush, I need to concentrate.

Heat:What's to concentrate about feeding fish?

WARNING: ALIEN SIGNATURE DETECTED

(a alien from Insaniquarium pops up and eats several noobs before they shoot it down)

Heat:O_o

[Protoss119]

Slight problem:I can't resize Dredoc without killing the sprites altogether. The Aribeth sprites are coming over pretty well, though.

Chapter VIIIIIIIIIIIeekin's Retribution

Our heroes are-

Audience:WE KNOW! THEY'RE STILL AT ELEMENTAL!

Well, anyway, a battalion of noobs has landed on the surface of Forbidden Peaks and are about to attack Protoss119.

Meanwhile, in Protoss119's corner, Protoss119 is talking to Deekin.

Protoss119:...but you have to understand, the people here are different than the people in Waterdeep. I'm sure they'll love it. Now get in there and knock 'em dead!

Deekin:Boss not be disappointed!

Deekin walks up to the noob battalion and sings the doom song.

Deekin00M D00M D000000000000000M!!!!!!

Noobs:~dead~

Deekin:Um...why aren't people alive? You not lies to little Deekin, do you, boss?

Protoss119:No, they've just...uh...fainted...in excitement. Your song was so good, it LITERALLY knocked 'em dead!

Deekineekin's song good after all! Maybe he puts on big play, and you helps Deekin practice!

Protoss119:No no no, please don't don't DON'T-

Deekin00M D00M D00000000000000M!!!!!

Protoss119:~dead~

Deekin:Uh...you okay, boss?

Meanwhile, the Imperials are marching all over Hoosac and are confronting Anders Borkman from The Dark Secret of Weatherend.

Anders Borkman:By the power of Wind, Rain, Snow, and-

Anders is blasted before he can finish.

Stormy the Trooper:Why in the world are we looking all over books and TV shoes just to find the rebels?

Stormtrooper Captain:T DIVIDED BY LA!

Stormy the Trooper:~sigh~

TO BE CONTINUED...

Stormy the Trooper:That and why are we being bombarded by To Be Continueds?

[JYAP]

Noob:EARTH!

Noob:FIRE!

Noob:WIND!

Noob:WATER!

Noob:HEArT!

Noobs:GO PLANET!

Captain Planet:By your powers combin-

Rain:SHUT UP!(slices down several tress near Planet,crushing him)