And in case you don't know why Caradril did what he did under the influence of steroids:
Pwninating his teamates:Steroid Rage.
Seeing Emperor Palpatine:Hallucination.
Passing out:OD, methinks it's called.
And in case you don't know why Caradril did what he did under the influence of steroids:
Pwninating his teamates:Steroid Rage.
Seeing Emperor Palpatine:Hallucination.
Passing out:OD, methinks it's called.
Rainfloats down on Good Base on some Mario-style platform,with R-98 under it)Stupid Caradril...
Random Noob:...(hits Rain with Ray of Frost,then is hit,killing him in one blow)
Rain:Idiot,bug off.
Noob
Rain:BUG OFF!
Noob
Rain:BUG OFF!!!(echo)
Noob
Rain:YEAAAAAAAARGHBLEBLEBLEBLE!!!(takes out a whopping 8 chainsaws(Don't even ask how he can hold them all),attacks)
Rain Mirnimane has chainkilled(literally!) Random Noob for 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,and 10 points.
Rain:Idiot...(forcefully logs him off)
R-98=Rain-98 Lives Left
I know where that idea came from...
Chapter VIIIIIII:When french-accented but english-speaking bunnies and piggies attack
Barrey:GOD! Why don't you change it!?
Change what?
Barrey:The title of the shuttle!
What title?
Barrey:RAGGGHEROERNEFNOENFIRNGO!!!
Stop spamming, spammer.
Barrey:4444HHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111onegoog ol!!!!11111111
~sigh~ Well, our heroes-
Barrey:Not including you.
Shaddup.
Barrey:No.
Barrey is soon hit with a bag. Ha ha.
Barrey:~checks what's in the bag~...HEY! WE GOT A MILLION BUCKS!
Our heroes are so busy arguing that the Lambda Shuttle flies into some unknown server in the far reaches of Gamespy.
Suddenly, tanks in service of the pig army under the command of Iron Tusk (from S.W.I.N.E.) start attacking and are blasted by the Arclite Shock Cannon.
Pig Light Tank Pilot:~blasted~ LONG LIVE IRON TUSK!
Another Pig Light Tank Pilot:~blasted~ HELP ME!
Pig Scout Pilot:~blasted~ LONG LIVE THE GENERAL!
Note:They all have french accents.
Meanwhile, on some distant planet, Imperial Stormtroopers are burning down a clay house with flamethrower.
Inside, a big blob of melted clay falls on Wallace.
Wallace:My word! What is this substance?
Another blob of melted clay falls on Grommit, who throws it on Wallace. Suddenly, Wallace and Grommit start bubbling.
Wallace:I say! What in heavens is going on?!
Wallace, Grommit, and the house suddenly melt altogether. The stormtroopers burn their little hobbit feet trodding among the remains of the clay house.
Storm Trooper:No rebels here.
Storm Trooper Seargent:Keep searching. We won't rest till those rebels are as dead as dead can be.
Storm Trooper:Yes, sir.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Storm Trooper:Hey, what's that? I think it's a rebel...~blasts the To Be Continued~
Rain:WOOT! I'M LEVEL TWENTY! I PWN THE NOOBS!
Snow:Not really.
Hail:Right...
Heat:Yawn.
Sleet:Boring.
Rain:You guys suck.
Heat:Fine fine. Go kill 30 noobs in 1 minute if you want to impress us.
Rain:NOOBS! DIE!(whoosh)
Snow:You just pointed him to Antiworld.
Heat:That's the best part!
Meanwhile,Antiworld's population drops from 64 to 42 to 21 to 7 to 3 to 1 in the span of 1 minute.
BTW, I'm going to go to work on...wait...let the suspense build...
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DREDOC ANTHORNGLEAS SPRITE SHEET!
Out of NES Samus Aran's sprite sheet, of course.
Chapter XIIIIIIII:The-~smote~
The-
Aribeth:Wait just a moment! If you remember, I was put into this fanfic. So far, I haven't said a word for a long while! I demand you at least give me one line!
Emperor Palpatine:0r 1 sh411 pwn j00!
Boba Fett:Yeah! Wait...who's doing the pwning?
Emperor Palpatine:m3z0r5
Boba Fett:...no way. You aren't worthy!
Emperor Palpatine:N00b
Boba Fett blasts Emperor Palpatine with his E-5 Rifle, and he nearly smites him with a pwnage gun, instead smiting the evil that is Barbie.
Barbie:That is so unfashionable!
Barbie is blasted by both Emperor Palpatine and Boba Fett, destroying her. My fanfic is ruined...
Aribeth:Tell me about it. Where are we?
Err. Aribeth suddenly appears in the-
Barrey:NAME IT! NAME IT NOW!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA111111111eer4444444!
~FLASH~
Our heroes are enjoying a normal day-
Barrey:With our loot.
JYAP:If I may intervene, Barrey, WHY did you buy a lemo with some of our money? We have a shuttle, after all.
Barrey:So we can go places!
JYAP:Barrey...you haven't done many idiotic things...but this and harassing the narrator...is THE most idiotic thing you've done.
Barrey:Kewl! Now we can go pla-
Protoss119:Will you guys shut up? I'm trying to watch TV!
JYAP:TV is for squares.
Menice:Yeah, and squares are for squares.
Menice is beaten over the head with a cane (like the one used to take bad comedians off the stage) and falls unconsious.
Menice:Now...what...~X_X~
Aribeth walks into the room.
Aribeth:Have I mentioned that with every day of your lives, chaos ensues?
JYAP:Um...no. Oh well.
Meanwhile, some Imperial Stormtroopers are attacking Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.
Stormtrooper:Why are we attacking this place?
Stormtrooper Captain:Rice. Cut.
Stormtrooper:O_O
They keep attacking.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Stormtrooper:Have I mentioned every one of these To Be Continueds are pointless?
Um, no.
Stormtrooper:Well, every one of these To Be Continueds are pointless.
I know. You just said that.
Stormtrooper:No, I didn't.
Yes, you-
TO BE CONTINUED...
Good point.
Rain:I play Kirby in attack mode.
Heat:Then I make my Bronto Burt attack you directly. You lose.
Noob:ZOMG CARD GAMES ARE FOR LOSERS
Rain+Heat:\_/
Noob:HAX! HAX! GANGNOOBS-(doubled up)
Rain:They never appreciate the value of card games.
Heat:Indeed. Care to play another round?
Rain:Ok.
So far, so good when it comes to the sprite sheet. I've finished the recoloring which didn't take long, though the remodeling of Samus's arm cannon may take some time, not to mention the number of them I have to remodel. Oh well, it will all be worth it in the end.
For the card game, as sucky as this might sound, I suggest making some advantages for the noobs so both Pros and Noobs are even sides.
I normally don't do chapters during Fridays/Saturdays/Sundays/Any other no-school days, wanting to enjoy the weekends/holidays/etc. (Unless it's Chrismas or any other holiday), but I've got a really good joke that I wanted to put into it. Best thing to do is save it for Monday (OMFG! MONDAY!).
What I mean by advantages for the noobs is that pros have anti-noob stuff, so shouldn't noobs have anti-pro stuff?
Not really. However,all the pros require a sac,so they can usually be deployed en masse. Plus,the Noob Flood card.
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