Serverama - A fanfic I made. (Note:Got this idea from JYAP.)

[Protoss119]

Lol. :-)

Chapter VII:HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~big brawl~

The empire retreats from Atomic Chicken.

All:YAY!

Listen, guys, that's getting kind of old, so can you just stop?

All:No.

Wait a minute, I seem to recall not putting in a character called All.

All:You didn't. I'm everyone.

No fair!

Anywho, our heroes (Divinity has joined the group, just so you know), having left atomic chicken, are enjoying an average day in the Lambda Shuttle. Deltashadow and Highsephiroth are playing a LAN game of Starcraft; Aribeth is praying at an altar to Tyr while Protoss119 is trying to bombify the altar but fails every time in a Wile E. Coyote-like way; and JYAP, Menice, and Barrey are all playing a LAN game of Elemental Battlegrounds. Divinity is busy being DM for the entire shuttle.

Arma:Wait! I'm supposed to do something, too!

You just watch TV.

Arma:But TV is bad for you! It kills brain cells!

I SAID WATCH TV!

Arma:OK, fine, fine...

Suddenly, they see a mummy in space.

JYAP:Why is there a mummy in space-~is pushed out of the way by Protoss119~

Protoss119:A MUMMY! MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY! Can we ressurect it? Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase?

JYAP:Why do you want to ressurect a Mummy?

Protoss119:I just want to test out my ever-so-rare book.

Protoss119 shows everyone a book called Ressurecting the Dead:The Official Do-It-Yourself Guide.

Menice:Cool. How did you get it?

Protoss119:It wasn't easy...

FLASHBACK...

Protoss119:OK, I'll trade you a full 2 Kernels of Corn for that book.

Noob: Done.

...KCABHSALF

JYAP:Wow. Noobs are stupider than I thought.

Protoss119:Yup.

Suddenly, the Executor drops out of lightspeed above our heroes and Darth Vader hails them.

Darth Vader:This is Darth Vader. Surrender immediately.

Emperor Palpatine:0r w3 5h411 pwn j00!

Darth Vader:Quiet, you.

Protoss119:Oh hell.

TO BE CONTINUED...

JYAP:Saved by the bell!

[Protoss119]

Typo:...KCABHSALF not ...KCABHSALP

...KCABHSALF is supposed to be "Flashback" backwards, for those who don't know.

EDIT: As self-proclaimed (lol) president of this post, I find it useless as I have gone back and fixed the typo.

[JYAP]

Another mini-chapter!

Rainfinds the Life VS Death model changer)Oooh,what's this thingy do?

Changer:Select Model.

Rain:

Later...

Noob:HOLY HELL! HASTED SPECTRE ATTACKING! RUN FOR YOUR-(dies)

[Protoss119]

ROTFLOLMFAOEOEFJEIFIWFRIEWIEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111shift+1

BTW, what do you think of the chapters so far?

Chapter VIII:The continuation of Chapter VII which is the continuation of Chapter VI which is the continuation of-

Shut up!

Anywho, our heroes watch in turmoil as the Executor hovers above them, about to destroy them.

Darth Vaderrepare to fire!

Suddenly, a newbie ship crashes into the Super Star Destroyer.

Emperor Palpatine:N00bs! Th3y 5h411 b pwned!

The newbie ship and the Executor attack each other, and our heroes escape.

Everyone:Wait a minute! All isn't everyone! I AM!

All:No, you're not!

Oh, brother.

Both:Shut up!

Wait...who are you?

Both:I'm both!

Everyone:I'm everyone!

All:No, you're not.

Everyone:Yes, I am! You're stealing my identity!

All:~mocking Everyone~ You're stealing my identity!

...

Everyone:...

Both:...

All:Uh-oh...

~big brawl lasts for 10 seconds~

~all is dead~

Thank god! Wait...who are you?

~just shut up and continue the story~

But I couldn't continue the story if I shut up.

~I SAID CONTINUE IT~

Oh, right. Anyway, our heroes have escaped to Antiworld.

Good guy newb:Welcome, warrior!

Deltashadow:How odd. A good guy that's a noob.

Good guy newblease, join us in glorious-

JYAP:Shut up.

Good guy newb:You dare taunt me!?

JYAP kills the noob.

Protoss119:Hey, how'd you automatically kill that noob?

JYAP:Super-duper noob-killing device.

Protoss119:How does it know who's a noob and who doesn't?

JYAP:It doesn't.

Protoss119:Then it's not a noob-killing device.

JYAP:Exactly. Hehehehehe...

Protoss119:Hey, Div, any server bastards around?

Divinity:One. Wald Aylown.

Protoss119amn. PREPARE THE SPAM CANNON!

JYAPrepare the spam cannon!

Menicerepare the spam cannon!

Barreyrepare the spam cannon!

Deltashadowrepare the spam cannon!

Highsephirothrepare the spam cannon!

Note:They relay the message to each other and don't all say it at the same time.

Arma:Hey! Aren't you forgetting someone!

Oh, yeah.

Aribethrepare the spam cannon!

Shuttle Computer:Loading spam...

Arma:Wait, this ship had a computer?

Shuttle Computer:...spam loaded.

Aribeth:FIRE!

The ship fires the spam at Wald Aylown, who is killing effies and cursing and breaking rules. All the spam hits him and spreads like a disease.

Wald:AAAAUUUUUUUUUGGHHHH!!!!

Wald is eventually overcome by the spam and dies. The spam is the only thing that's left.

Protoss119:OK, let's go.

JYAP:I agree. This place isn't the best of places.

They leave Antiworld.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Menice:WHAT!? I WAS gonna suggest we go to Elemental, but the stupid to be continued thingie killed the idea! Who's writing this!? I demand to-

Menice is knocked out by a cane (like one used to pull bad comedians off the stage) to the back.

[JYAP]

Pretty good.

Snow:Hey Rain,what's up?

Rain:Through PRC I realized I could amplify my noobslaying skills threefold if I took 5 levels in werewolf.

Snow:But you're level 17.

Rain:Well,it wasn't easy.

FLASHBACK

RainELEVEL ME TWICE IN FIGHTER OR I'LL REDEFINE LIVING HELL!

DMcomplys)

END FLASHBACK

Snow:So what can you do?

Rainmorphs into a werewolf,taps noob on shoulder)

Noobsuffers heart attack,dies)

Snow:...can I see this PRC of yours?

[Protoss119]

ROTLF!

Chapter X:The Narrator Behind the Stupid Anime Title

Title spoof of Inuyasha:The Castle Behind the Looking Glass (which I have never seen and don't want to see anyway)

Narrator is a trademark of JYAP. All rights reserved. Copyright (C) JYAP

Our heroes are in space. Menice is still unconsious from the cane, but overall, it's a pretty normal day.

Menice:~comes to~ Uuuggh...what happened? Oh, yeah. I DEMAND to know who's writing thi-

Menice is beaten over the back with the same cane.

Protoss119:Oh, hell. Now he's gonna get beaten over with the same cane over and over again.

Divinity:Well, I could always zap his memory so he won't remember that he demanded to know who was writing this.

Protoss119:That works.

Menice:~comes to~

Protoss119:Already?

Menice:Uuughh...what happened?

Protoss119:NOW!

Divinity zaps Menice's memory.

Menice:Strange...for a while there, everything tasted red. Ah, well. Hey, JYAP! Mind if I join you?

JYAP:Yeah.

Menice:...you cruel, twisted thing.

Protoss119:Hey, Menice! Wanna help me bombify the Holy Altar of Tyr?

Menice:OK!

Menice helps Protoss119 bombify Aribeth's altar, and they are successful for the first time.

Aribeth:...blast! My altar's been destroyed. Good thing I have about 1000 more in my room.

Aribeth leaves for her room to go get an altar.

Protoss119:...N0000000000000000000000000000!!!!!!! !zero!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now what am I to do?

JYAP:You could try piloting the ship because nobody's doing that.

Protoss119:OK!

Highsephiroth:So, wanna go to Elemental Battlegrounds?

Protoss119:OK!

Highsephiroth:Can you stop saying "OK!"?

Protoss119:OK!

Highsephiroth:No, I mean it.

Protoss119:OK!

JYAProtoss, shut up.

Protoss119:OK!

JYAP:NOW.

Protoss119:O-

JYAP tackles Protoss119 and rips his OKifier out of his body.

Protoss119:E...OL? AK? ~OKifier stolen~

JYAP:You can have it back when we get to Elemental.

Protoss119:You are a cruel, twisted, evil man.

Deltashadow:Can I add on? Please? Please? PLEASE!?!?!?!?

Protoss119:AK-err, sure.

Deltashadow:OK! You are a cruel, twisted, evil, sock man.

JYAP:Sock's not an adjective.

Deltashadow:...What's an adjective?

Aribeth:We're here.

Protoss119:Good, I'm tired of arguing.

They all get out of the Lambda Shuttle and enter Elemental, choosing their characters.

JYAP gets Worst.Singer.Ever., Menice gets Menice12, Barrey gets Siam, Deltashadow already has his character, and so does Highsephiroth and Arma, Protoss119 gets Dredoc the Kukri Man, Divinity's the DM, and Aribeth is Aribeth. Wow, that's a lot of people. I'm not complaining, though, as this is just a-

Darth Vader:Get on with it.

Emperor Palpatine:Y34h! G3t 0n w1th 1t!

Alright, fine. Anywho, Aribeth encounters Deltashadow at the (repaired) Deadly Abode.

Aribeth:By the power of Tyr's justice, I, Aribeth de Tylmarande, shall smite you-~is blown away by Deltashadow's fireball~

Deltashadow has killed Aribeth de Tylmarande.

Aribeth:That...

Deltashadow:Sucked?

Aribeth:Indeed.

Aribeth respawns at the Elemental Plane of Earth. The game kind of goes on for a while...but somewhere in the shadows, a foreboding figure lurks in the darkness...

???:Boba Fett here. I've found 'em.

The Executor hovers in space among the proud remains of the newbie vessel.

Darth Vader:Where are they?

Boba Fett:They at-

TO BE CONTINUED...

Boba Fett:God damnit!

[JYAP]

Hail:Hey Heat.

Heat:Yes Hail?

Hail:Why are we named like this?

Heat:If I told you,your head would asplode.

Hail:No it won't.

Heat:Well,it's because-(No head asploding for you!)

Hailhead asploded)

[Protoss119]

Lol.

Chapter XI:The quest for the To Be Continued machine

Boba Fett:Finally! Anyway, they're at-

Boba looks one more time to see that they are gone.

Boba Fett:GOD! That's it! I'm damn tired of this To Be Continued thingie! I'm gonna-

TO BE CONTINUE-

Boba Fett blasts the To Be Continued sign.

Boba Fett:-find the source of these To Be Continueds! Vader, postpone this mission until further notice.

Darth Vader:To be continued.

Boba Fett:Not funny.

Darth Vader:I don't care. Mission postponed.

Boba Fett:OK.

Meanwhile, in the Lambda Shuttle housing our heroes, another normal day is occuring when suddenly, a server appears in front of them saying "Kest Nihan's Legit".

Protoss119:At last! It's back up!

They land on the server in a place that resembles Port Llast...

Aribeth:This resembles Port Llast...

...except that newbies have occupied the town.

Aribeth:...except that newbies have occupied the town.

Stop copying the narrator.

Aribeth:Stop copying the narrator.

No, I mean it.

Aribeth:No, I mean it.

I'm stupid.

Aribeth:You're stupid.

GAH! Meanwhile, as they land, a CSer attacks Protoss119 and flees. Protoss119 doesn't even suffer a scratch.

Protoss119id you feel something?

The CSer attacks him again and flees.

Protoss119:Ah, it was probably nothing.

The CSer attacks him again and flees.

Protoss119:C'mon, guys.

The CSer attacks him in full, not fleeing.

Protoss119:ENEMY NOOB! ATTACK!!!

The CSer is disintegrated by a killer Arclite Shock Cannon on the shuttle.

JYAP:God, CSers suck.

Menice:Yup.

Aribeth:Agreed.

Deltashadow:Indeed.

Barrey:Uh-huh.

Protoss119:Yeah.

Arma:Yup.

Highsephiroth:Yep.

JYAP:Yep.

Arma:Uh-huh.

Aribeth:Indeed.

Deltashadow:I concur.

Noob:1 w111 pwn j00!

The noob is also disintegrated by the Arclite Shock Cannon.

Meanwhile, in deep space, the Slave I flies to a strange, colorful planet...

Boba Fett:Fett here. I've tracked the To Be Continueds to planet Bob. I'm heading there as soon as possible.

Boba Fett enters the atmosphere of planet Bob and is attacked by sucky noob fighters.

Boba Fett:I knew the noobs were involved somehow.

No you didn't.

Boba Fett:Quiet you.

I'M THE NARRATOR! I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT TO J00!

Boba Fett:Too bad.

Suddenly, Boba Fett suffers an engine failure and crashes onto the surface. Ha ha. Anywho, he finds a lone To Be Continued generator. Arming his E-5 Blaster Rifle, he fires and destroys the generator.

Boba Fett:That should end the To Be Continueds.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Boba Fett:Hey, I thought I got rid of tho-~sees a To Be Continued generator factory~...oh crap...

[JYAP]

Rain:GODDAMN CSERS! JUST FALL IN A HOLE AND DIE!

Hail:I cam help with that!

Rain:Elaborate.

Hail:Watch.

CSersneaks towards Rain)

Hailthrows glitter on CSer having spotted him)

CSer:Hah,it's only-ARGH! I'M BLIND! GOTTA HI-why can't I blend in-ARGH!(dies)

Rain:You killed him with glitter.

Hail:No,this is killing with glitter.(grabs CSer,shoves glitter down his throat,choking him to death)

[Protoss119]

LOL! Funny as usual.

BTW, I'm working on Dredoc's PnP D&D Character Sheet. I've done everything except Feats (working on), spells, and Ravane, his wolf animal companion (really).

Chapter XII:File:Title. Downloads:0.

Our heroes have just landed on Kest Nihan's Legit where we left off.

Protoss119:Hey, guys.

JYAP:Yeah?

Protoss119:Why are we here?

JYAP:Because we're running away from the empire.

Protoss119:I know, but why were we born?

Aribeth:Because...~gives explanation as to why he was born~

Protoss119:Yeah, but what is our purpose?

JYAP:To be here.

Protoss119:GAH! You'll never understand.

Aarin Gend walks out of Kendrack's Mercenary Barracks.

Aarin Gend:M'lady, it's good to see you again. If we are to find the cult, it will be with your aid.

Aribeth:Could I ask as to why-~is pushed out of the way by JYAP~

JYAP:What's with all the noobs?

Aarin Gend:I've been meaning to talk about that. These amateur noobs have us hostage.

JYAP:But that's the same thing.

Aarin Gend:Not really. They're just amateurs at being noobs.

JYAP:Then they're pros.

Aarin Gend:No, they're not.

JYAP:Then they're noobs.

Aarin Gend:Well, they're not true noobs.

JYAP:Can you just give me a straight answer!?

Aarin Gend:They're amateur noobs.

JYAP:Meaning they're pros, right?

Aarin Gend:No, they're noobs. They're just bad at being noobs.

JYAP:Then they're not noobs!

Aarin Gend:Yes they are.

This argument continues for a long time. Meanwhile, on Planet Bob...

Boba Fett:Hey, Almuric.

Almuric:Yeah?

Boba Fett:See that factory over there?

Almuric:What do you want me to do to it?

Boba Fett:It's spamming To Be Continued generators. Can you deal with it, please?

Almuric:Sure.

The To Be Continued generator factory blows up, along with all the To Be Continued generators and their infernal To Be Continueds.

Boba Fett:That should do it. Thanks.

Almuric:No problem, just doing my job.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Boba Fett:NOW WHAT!? ~sees a To Be Continued generator factory factory~ OK, that's it. I'm leaving.

But-

Boba Fett:BUT NOTHING!