Serverama - A fanfic I made. (Note:Got this idea from JYAP.)

[JYAP]

Some Loser Imp Noob: (casts delayed blast fireball 1 inch away from Sleet as he's sneaking)

Sleet: (blows up) WTF! That's the 28th time that happened and I swear to God he does NOT have any points in Spot or Listen! I'll show you hacking...

Imp: (throws DBF near Sleet...but he blows up a cardboard Sleet) Huh?

Sleet: EAT GAUSS RIFLE PUNK! (from inside Hollander,shoots him with Gauss Rifle,tearing through him for 927 points of damage)

Hail: Dammit Sleet,that's my mech! Yours is over there!(points to rusty Commando ready to fall apart)

[JYAP]

Bump so Toss sees he needs to update.

[Protoss119]

Creativity Tanks at 80%. Brainstorming...

[JYAP]

Have the party travel to B.Net.

[Protoss119]

Brainstorming Complete.

Chapter Bob: We wish you a merry Title

Toss: Entering B.net.

Menice: B.net. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and evil in the galaxy.

JYAP: Can it. Anyway, Toss, let's play Soulchess-

Deltashadow: Hold it. I still need to fully train Toss in the arts of Starcraft Melee.

JYAP: Since when was he your lackey?

Deltashadow: A long time ago.

Toss: Before I met you.

Deltashadow: I was the author of Matrix D Shadow!

(It's true, he really was. Do an advanced search on starcraft.org for author Deltashadow in Use Map Settings)

JYAP: I am the author of a ton of forum games. What makes you so special?

Deltashadow: I shall duel for the right to Toss!

BATTLE

Wild Deltashadow appeared!

Go, Psion!

~Espeon cry sounds~

Enemy Deltashadow used RP!

~Psion takes 5 damage~

JYAP: C'mon. You can do better than that.

Psion used Psychic!

Enemy Deltashadow fainted!

Psion got 1337 EXP!

JYAP: Too easy.

Deltashadow: I challenge you to a game of SC.

Deltashadow chooses Terran

JYAP chooses Orc

Deltashadow: OMG HAX

~game begins~

OMG FIRELORD RUSH

Victory

Deltashadow: Okay, okay, you win!

JYAP got some phat lewt from Deltashadow!

Fin.

~Toss is chainsaw'd~

TO BE CONTINUED...

[JYAP]

You get bonus points for use of Psion.

[Protoss119]

Who cares? There aren't any taverns in SC.

[JYAP]

There are now.
(a Firelord attacks a Terran base with the Zerg)
Marine: What the hell is that-(WHOOSH)
Firebat: Fire it up! (explodes)

[Protoss119]

Chapter Rob: The title could not be displayed

Toss: So we're in B.net. What do you suppose we- OOH! FOOTMEN VS. GRUNTS! ~join'd~

JYAP: Dammit, Toss! I though we we're gonna play...oh screw it. ~joins~

DeltaShadow: What about me?

JYAP: Buy WCIII. Nao.

Meanwhile, in the game...

Theantichristmofo has joined the game.

Theantichristmofo: OMG TOSS UR SITE SUX GET BETTER MUSIX N00B

Toss: I'm sorry, did you just say "My site sucks?"

Theantichristmofo: OMG U NUBLETT

Nuclear Launch Detected.

Theantichristmofo: WTF HAX N00B GTFO-

KA-BLAMZOIDS

In the aftermath of the explosion, radiation sickness kills all noobs within the game...leaving just JYAP, Toss, the host, and Surveyvon who got MC'd into buying WCIII.

Surveyvon: I'm still having doubts about whether or not I should have done that.

Game starts in 5...
Game starts in 4...
Game starts in 3...
Game starts in 2...
Game starts in 1-

Toss: I LIKE CEREAL

The game starts.

Host: OK guys, choose your heroes. No Mighty Pit Lord, no Samurai Jack.

JYAP: The lich. Obviously.

Toss: I CALL DARK RANGER!

Survey: You can buy heroes? Toss, you didn't tell me about that!

JYAP: You notice we're all on the same team?

Toss: Hmm...then who's on the other team?

A bunch of noobs from Kest's server appear.

Noobulous: BONJOUR!

Noobicus: BONJOUR!

Noobman: BONJOUR!

Noobexander the Great: BONJOUR!

Toss: Alexander the Great wasn't French. <_<

JYAP: Great. The one thing worse than noobs - FRENCH noobs.

Noobman: You shall pay for that comment! ATTACK!

Several tons of footmen attack the Horde base, but find themselves getting their ass Frost Nova'd, then Black Arrow'd.

Toss: This is fun.

That is, of course, until one of them pulls out a Mighty Pit Lord. The Host can't ban them either.

Host: WTF HAX

Toss: Anything you can do, I can do better.

The Mighty Pit Lord gets charmed. The hax are still in place, right?

Anyway, they reach the enemy base...only to find that there are umteenbajillion Sky-Fury towers.

Toss: Damn!

JYAP: Anything you can do, I can do better.

JYAP builds a frillion Mega-Sky-Fury towers - specifically designed to combat noobs - and the french noobs get their asses handed back to them as the Heart of the Alliance is destroyed.

~Final Fantasy Victory theme plays~

Noobexander the Great: Le fools! They think to stop us, le great french noobs!

Toss: Change your name, dammit. He wasn't FRENCH!

Nooberman: Ha! You think to make us leave by KILLING US, don't you?

JYAP: Actually-

Nooberman: YOU WERE WRONG! We shall stay, no matter what le circumstance!

Toss: Easily solved.

They all leave.

Noobicus: THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO WORK! LE FOOLS!

Noobulous: WHY DO YOU BLAME ME! I AM NOT LE FOOL HERE!

Meanwhile...

DeltaShadow: Ah, Toss, you're back. Now, be a good boy and go play some melee with me.

Toss: Very well.

START

MUTA RUSH WTF OH NOES

FINISH

Toss: Tada.

Meanwhile in the shadows...

Boba Fett: Fett here. I've tracked the rebels here, but one of them seems to be missing.

Darth Vader: Good riddance.

Boba Fett: Wait a minute...OH THEIR GOD WHAT IS THAT-

TO BE CONTINUED...

[Protoss119]

Frickin' edit limit...the green text is supposed to be grey. I'm gonna get Al for this...