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[Felonious Monk]

Fair enough.

Just a few more things to clear up, I promise. Do you attack adjacent squares or do you occupy the square first, then attack the people in it? If adjacent, then I move Hung to A-2 with Dredoc and attack the Noobs in B-3. If occupy, then I move Hung and Dredoc to B-2 and sit and have some tea and crumpets.

Next question: what are Dredocs stats and emoticons? I can't seem to find them, aside from the attack emoticon - (>>_>)>> -->

Last question: how do you know if you hit or not when the seconds isn't listed on the time the post was made? Is it honor system or what? It seems like it would be impossible to miss if you just wait till the time is <= your accuracy.

I think that should do it. Lots of stress + little sleep = a Monk that doesn't think too well.

[JYAP]

Occupy the square,then attack. Don't forget to pick two henchmen. And Dredoc's stats are in the guest area under the Hello All thread.

[Felonious Monk]

In which case Dredoc and I share the aforementioned tea and crumpets with an adventurer and priest in B-2. Bring it bitches.

[JYAP]

JYAP moves to C-5,then to D-4.

CUTSCENE

(>o_o)>==+------ ------+==<(*_*<)

Trazzac:Oh,it's you...hello lamer...

JYAP:Ok,why am I a lamer? Actually,this is getting nowhere. Can we call some sort of truce? Because this is really tiring.

Trazzac:Fair enough. Those noobs were getting annoying anyways...

END CUTSCENE

Trazzac has left the battlefield...

ANOTHER CUTSCENE

Noob A:Sir,Trazzac has deserted us! What do we do?

Bregor:Send in Mata Elfos.

END CUTSCENE

J-3:Mata Elfos

JYAP operates the ballista!

C-7...

(THUNK)

---(X_X)--->
.....HP 0

Noob died!

JYAP gets 7 exp!

I think I'll allow attacking a noob in a adjacent square.

Hung moves to B-2!

(>#_#)>/ o(-_-)o (>#_#)>==+------ <(0_0<) <(0_0<)

Dredoc moves with Hung to B-2!

(>#_#)>/ o(-_-)o (>#_#)>==+------ <(0_0<) <(0_0<) <['']> <(?_?<) <(?_?<)(I need Dredoc's henchmen please!)

PINCER'D.

Command?

[Felonious Monk]

Dredoc gets a priest and an adventurer. Since we both get our own henchies (I thought we had to share) I'll take a priest and an archer instead of the adventurer. Now that that's taken care of... SMITE them! Everyone attacks.

[JYAP]

Noobs' turn!

Noobs run away in utter fear!(Total ownage. I'm not gonna bother with everything.)

Monk and Dredoc get 14 Exp and 20 Gold!

FIELD

Mata Elfos moves forward 1 to I-3.

Tchatcho moves to D-6,then to D-5.

CUTSCENE

(>o_o)>==+------ ------(==<(<@_@)

JYAP:Tchatcho...you idiot...

Tchatcho:...

JYAP:Always were mute. You really should learn to attack your own level. Alright boys,have fun with the noob.

Archer:Kekeke...

(>#_#)>/ (>#_#)>> <(0_0<)

Archer's turn!

Noob:Can we talk this out?

Archer:No chance.

Archer attacks!

(>#_#)>> ---(X_X)-->
.......................HP 0,CRITICAL'D

(>o_o)>==+------ ------(==<(<@_@)
HP 10.....................................HP 16

JYAP's turn!

JYAP attacks!

(>o_o)>==+------(@_@)
...........................HP 10

Tchatcho's turn!

Tchatcho attacks JYAP!

(>o_o)>==+--------(parry)------(==<(<@_@)

JYAP attacks Tchatcho!

-------+==<(o_o>)

(>o_o)>==+---------(X_X)
..............................HP 0,CRITICAL'D.

(That was a spin slash.)

Tchatcho is vanquished!

The party earns 40 EXP!

The party gets 40 Gold!

E-5...

Fencing Noob dies due to Tchatcho's death!

The party gets 10 bonus EXP!

If you leveled,please do the math.

EXP for JYAP:106/100.

LEVEL UP!!!

JYAP gains +2 to Strength and +1 to Defense.

NEW STATS

HP 12
TP 4
Strength 5
Defense 2
Speed 2
Magic 1
Accuracy 16
Evade 0

JYAP learned Thrust!

Thrust:Hit one enemy for 1.5x damage. 1 TP.

The exp total:This battle,+21 exp for all but Dredoc/Monk(first battle),and the last battle for Dredoc/Monk.

Anyways. Back to the field.

Barrey:We've constructed a ballista!

B-2:Ballista

CUTSCENE

NPC Soldiers:FOR ETERNAL!

????:You ain't going nowhere.

(>#_#)> (>#_#)> (>#_#)> <(%_%<)
HP 6.........HP 6........HP 6..........HP 20

John's turn(s)!

John attacks three times!

(X_X)< (X_X)< (X_X)<(%_%<)
HP 0......HP 0.....HP 0

John has entered the battlefield...

C-7:John

John moves to B-7,then to A-6.

END CUTSCENE

Dammit Seith/Halfwingseen,post!!!

[Felonious Monk]

I'm going to be out of town for a wedding starting tonight. I'll be back on Monday night, barring tornados, hurricanes, tsunamis, or other acts of God. Have fun!

[JYAP]

Ok. NOW I am pissed with the horrid lack of attendance.
I'm wondering right now if I should just stop this topic right now and give up on bothering with a RPG.
If I do,I don't think I'll be socializing with most of you. Except Monk,since he actually does something. And Dredoc.

[Felonious Monk]

Nevermind. After some very worrying car trouble in the middle of the interstate and a tow truck ride for 3 back home, it looks as though I'll probably be home for a while. A long while.

Don't give up yet. I like this game. Just make everyone else NPCs or make the scale smaller or something. Bring on the fist fodder!

[Seith]

Sorry man, this is the first time I've been on in a week. When I got back there were 44 unread post, thats alot. Sorry for my lack of attendence, but I've been busy + my uncle has had the computer room, so that also cuts my usage of the computer down to, whats nessicary for homework. My uncle just left this morning, but I'm still gonna be very busy. Also, I don't think your RPG is stupid, I just don't think its for me.