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[Halfwingseen]

>.< ive been having major connection issues for days it took 1 hour to gload the site and 1 more hour to post one reply doing a mini game that deal with posts within SECONDS would be hard

[Seith]

Sorry man, I've been really really busy with some stuff. I've got LOTS of homework, well reading, that I have to do. To be perfectly honest I shouldn't be on posting my excuse for not posting before O_o. But oh well, I'm kinda sleepy and right now I forget what regis can do anyways, or what he's supposed to do. I'll try to return if school lightens any.

P.S. Also another thing keeping me is we've got exchange students...
he he he, I personally have a keen interest in the italian one, but thats just me, oh yeah, and other various activites that I stupidly signed up for actually require me to do more than game.

[JYAP]

(zaps mini games)

We'll call the vault a success and the duel a 3-4 hit success.

Got 500 gold!

Scar got 1 Magic!

(post away on your shopping)

[JYAP]

AAAAAAARGH!!!

(draws hammer)
(enters SSBM style hammer rage with appropriate music)
(WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM)

Really guys,I can find the time to do whatever even though I got school. Why can't you?

[Halfwingseen]

try ripping a muscle in my leg and 6 days of phys therapy -.- and *signs emoticon out* im probably gonna b absent a bit

[JYAP]

Seith,I'm really annoyed now. You haven't done ANYTHING at all. How can you play NWN yet not even bother with this?

Oh,Al? You can sign up too. This will be awhile,and it's not likely either will get anything done. And Dredoc,if you're reading this and you find me on Eternal,you can tell me your actions there,including character creation.

Items I Left Out Because No One Can Use Them ATM:

Pine Bow:Attack value of 2,ranged.
Shuriken:+1 speed,attack value of 2,ranged.
Rod:Magic +1,attack value of 1.
Axe:Attack value of 6.
Wooden Axe/Sword/Shuriken:Attack value of 3/2/1,shuriken ranged.
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Oak Bow:Attack value of 3,ranged.
Slicer:+1 speed,attack value of 3,ranged.
Staff:Magic +1,attack value of 2.
Cleaver:Attack value of 8,Accuracy -3.
Wooden Cleaver/Blade/Slicer:Add 1 point to above wooden weapons in attack.
Crossbow:Attack value of 5,ranged,-1 speed.
Spinner:+2 speed,attack value of 3,ranged,hits second target for half damage.
Gem Rod:Magic +2,attack value of 2.
Seraph Staff:Magic +1,attack value of 1,adds 1 point more to all heals.
Terra Axe:Attack value of 7,earth element,-2 speed,-2 accuracy
Bokuto:Speed+1,Attack value of 4. Trivia:A bokuto is a wooden katana.
</EB shop>

Oh,at the time of this post,I edited the Berserker class. It isn't so retarded now. I also added the Monk class and the Priest class.

[Seith]

*does what is expected of him*
forgive my stupidity in this, but I'm still not sure exactly whats expected of me.

*hopes we can assume I did what was expected of me*

never meant to annoy you

[Felonious Monk]

I'm not sure what abilities monks have or what special abilites they get, so I might swap some points depending on what you give them. I don't really get the accuracy thing either. I mean, if you hit when your accuracy is lower than the time, why wouldn't you want it as low as possible? And does it count both digits or just 0-9? It would seem nearly impossible to miss with an accuracy of 4 (you would only miss on 0, 1, 2 or 3 assuming the other guy doesn't have any evade) if it was both, but if it is only the single digits then how does that work with double digit accuracies, like 12+? Or am I just reading it wrong? It made sense the first time i read it, so maybe it's just the lack of sleep getting to me. On second thought, I'll wait to post stats and such till after I get a better understanding of the combat system.


Normal:

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/ \

Attacking (fists of fury!):

-|«”„”„
/ \

Hit:
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~|~
-/ \

Getting wasted:

---`-|~
-`--/ \

[JYAP]

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT
(asplodes)

You have things confused. Accuracy needs to be higher,and it counts both seconds. So Accuracy of 12 means you hit if your time on posting is 12 or less.

Your Emoticon is wrong. See my sample and the others.

Oh,for the skills?

Monk:

Level 1:Focus(passive):Your weapon formula is Strengthx1.5.

Level 2:Transfer:Trade 1 HP for a 3 HP heal on a ally. 1 TP.

Level 3:Sweep Kick:Half Strength Damage to one enemy,-2 speed inflicted. 1 TP.

Level 4:Meditate:Recover 2 HP per TP spent. # TP.

Level 5:Ki Shot:Fire a ranged attack using half your strength. 3 TP.

Level 6:Spin Kickowerful melee attack at 2x your weapon formula. 3 TP.

Level 7:Energize:Trade 1 TP for a 2 TP heal on a ally. 1 TP.

Level 8:Greater Focus(passive):Your weapon formula is Strengthx2.

Level 9:Throw:Chuck a enemy into another enemy for damage equal to your strength. 4 TP.

Level 10:Harden(passive):See skill in page one.

Promotion Branches:
Judo Warrior:Expands on Throw.
Kickboxer:Expands on Spin/Sweep Kick.
Black Belt:Stronger base attacks.
Shaman:Better heal skills.

While I'm at it...better do Priest.

Level 1:Heal Bullet:Restores HP equal to 1/4 your magic. 1 TP.

Level 2:Bless:Enhances any stat by 1 for 3 turns. 1 TP.

Level 3:Heal Shot:Restores HP equal to 1/3 your magic. 2 TP.

Level 4ivine Ray:Inflicts damage equal to 1/2 your magic. Enemy Noobs take double damage. 2 TP.

Level 5:Heal Ray:Restores HP equal to 1/2 your magic. 3 TP.

Level 6:Heal Windarty heal for 1/4 magic. 3 TP.

Level 7:Heal Burst:Restores HP equal to 2/3 your magic. 4 TP.

Level 8:Revive:Restores a KOed ally to full health,but leaves him with 1/6 his HP. 4 TP.

Level 9:Heal Blast:Restores HP equal to your magic. 5 TP.

Level 10:Turn:Attempts to repel any noobs in battle. Enemy noobs make a roll VS the priest's level/2 +priest's magic/2. Same formula for noobs. If the noob wins the roll,no effect. If the priest does,noob loses 1/2 his HP and 1 to all stats. If the priest roll is 1.5 times higher than the noob's,the noob is destroyed utterly. Stupid noobs. 5 TP.

Promotion Branches:
Cleric:MORE HEALZORS
Archpriest:Better Bless.
Seeker:Better Divine Ray.
Raiser:Better Revive.
Noobslayer:Better Turn.

Happy? Now GET TO WORK SLAVES!

P.S. You did what was expected of you? Ok then.

Bought Items:
Slim Dagger
Hardened LEather
Book of Thiefly Prowess
Scan Probe(I forgot to mention it was 50 gold)
Total:380 gold.

Regis reads the Book of Thiefly Prowess!

Regis learned Skulk!

Skulk(passive):When the battle begins,there's a chance the rogue will flank the enemy.

Regis used Scan Probe!

JYAP,Regis,Scar,and Dredoc(along with Monk when he joins)learned Scan!

Scan:Allows user to scan enemy for stats. 1 TP.

Regis' Stats:
(insert stats from page 2 here)
Equipment:Slim Dagger:+8 accuracy,attack value of 3
Hardened Leather:+3 Defense.

Skillsick Pocket,Skulk,Scan.

I'd rather not take forever,so...

Shadowed Orb=BOUGHTZORS

20 gold left.

(cue Scar equipping it)

Next part of the story:

Dredoc:Ok,we got the gear,now can we go?

JYAP:Sure.

(WARP WARP WARP)

In Eternal...

Good Base.

Barrey:So we've lost 3 more men,correct?

Reaper:Yup. We're not faring too well. The pros aren't here.

(THUD THUD THUD)

Scar and Companyland)Owww...

Barreyredoc! So you got help?

Dredoc:Yup,although one of them has a foot in front of me.

Regis:

Dredoc:Anyways,what's the situation?

Barrey:We're losing too many good players. Their superior numbers are overwhelming us. We did manage to recruit a small amount of players,but the noobs are too many.

JYAP:What if we split up and lead a squadron to fight?

Barrey:Sounds good. Here's the map.

STORY GAME

It's war out there. You need to reclaim Eternal War and destroy the noobs. Here's the lowdown:There's a 10x7 grid. I'm not going to do ASCII,so too bad. Anyways,you need to defeat the enemy general,who's commanding the other enemies. Worse,there's noob generals that boost the stats of all noobs. You'll need to take them out too. So here's the deal. The enemy noobs are positioned at:

B-5:Noob x2
B-3:Noob x2
C-7:Tchatcho,Noob x2
C-1:Noob x3
C-4:Laser Noob,Noob
C-2:Moron
B-6:1337 Noob,Noob x2
D-4:Trazzac
D-2:1337 Noobx2
D-7:Shield Noob,Noobx2
E-2:Cara,Laser Noob
E-5:Fencing Noob
F-3:Lightsaber Noob
F-7:Cheese Master,Noobx3
G-3:Noobx5
G-4ruragor
H-1-7:Noobx2
I-4:Beam Noob
J-4:Bregor

Key Spots:

A-4:Almuric and Barrey,Good Base
A-3:Scar's starting spot
A-5:Regis' starting spot
A-2redoc's starting spot
A-6:JYAP's starting spot
A-1:Monk's starting spot
D-4:Ballista(allows a free attack on a enemy)
J-4:Evil Base
E-2:Treasure Chest
C-2:Treasure Chest
F-7:500 Gold

JYAP:How horribly one-sided.

Almuricisregard my otherworldly DM healing skills. Please.

Moving next to Almuric will cause him to heal you.

Barreylus,we sent some probes to analyze the generals.

Tchatcho
16 HP
6 Strength
0 Defense
1 Speed
0 Magic
20 Accuracy
0 Evade

Skills:Cleaveoes double damage to 1 opponent.

Trazzac
30 HP
6 Strength
6 Defense
4 Speed
4 Magic
32 Accuracy
4 Evade

Skills:Cross Slash:See JYAP's.
Fire Bolt:Fire-element damage to 1 target.
Arrogance(passive):JYAP deals 3 extra damage VS Trazzac.

(Trazzac is supposed to be hard. Don't worry if you die fighting him.)

Cara
14 HP
5 Strength
4 Defense
2 Speed
3 Magic
20 Accuracy
0 Evade

Skills:Heal:Self-heal for light amount.

Cheese Master
6 HP
1 Strength
2 Defense
6 Speed
10 Magic
4 Accuracy
0 Evade

Skillshantasmal Killer:Slays the opponent instantly. Must wait 1 turn to recharge.
Zap Bolt:Lightning element attack
Little Bastard...(Passive):JYAP does not miss fighting him,and is immune to PK.

Bregor
30 HP
7 Strength
6 Defense
1 Speed
0 Magic
32 Accuracy
0 Evade

Skills:Man,you are pathetic!:Lowers enemy stats.
You frickin noob...(Passive):All Elemental Battlegrounds residents deal double damage fighting him.

Barrey:Here's the info on your allies:

Adventurer
10 HP
2 TP
3 Strength
2 Defense
3 Speed
2 Magic
20 Accuracy
3 Evade

Skills:Cross Slash:See JYAP.
Fire Bolt:Fire Element attack dealing damage equal to your magic. 1 TP.

(>#_#)>==+----

Archer
6 HP
2 TP
2 Strength
1 Defense
5 Speed
0 Magic
28 Accuracy
4 Evade

Skills:Leg Shot:If it hits,-3 speed to target. 1 TP.

(>#_#)>>

Priest
4 HP
4 TP
1 Strength
1 Defense
3 Speed
10 Magic
4 Accuracy
0 Evade

Skills:See the priest skills and insert the first two here.

(>#_#)>/

Barrey:There's enough for 2 people a person. You can command them however you wish. Now get going!

P. P. S. You can only move 1 square a turn. Multiple players can fight the same opponent,causing a pincer situation. Dredoc and JYAP move after Regis and Scar. Anyways,pick your two backup guys and save Eternal War!

P. P. P. S. That's a long P.S. O_o

[Felonious Monk]

But you said... aw forget it. It works the way I expected it to.

So we all have to be Kirby clones? Bugger.

Normal:
o(-_-)o

Attacked:
\(><)/

Level up:
^(*_*)^

I'll work on the stats tomorrow. I have to get up early for a dental appointment and need my beauty sleep. Trust me.