Throw a random object at the next poster!

[JYAP]

(nothing happens)
Well duh. They cloned Mew more than once. They just called the other copies Mewtwo. Why else can there be 4 Mewtwos in SSBM?
(next poster is Shadow Balled)

[Protoss119]

Because - I dare say it - SSBM is non-canon. If it were canon, there would be something on wikipedia saying that Samus competed in some tournament. XD

~throws a Scourge in the way~

~next poster is rushed by modded Mutas~

[JYAP]

(is taking 0 damage from the mutas)
Yawn.
(the next poster is hit by Yawn and falls asleep after his next action)

[Protoss119]

~another scourge gets in the way and gets hit~

~somebody uses Force Push from underground to throw the next poster into the air~

~scourge suicides on next poster~

[JYAP]

(is as much as an air target as something Impaled by a Crypt Lord is)
(so,I'm not an air target and the scourge misses)
(the next poster,however,steps on a trampoline that bounces the person who steps on it into outer space)

[Protoss119]

~was wearing a space suit~

~same trampoline bounces next poster but a Scourge kills him while he's flying into space~

[JYAP]

(it's my trampoline,I think I can decide whether or not to bounce on it)
(throws a scourge at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~Lesale Deathbringer kills it in 1 shot and goes on to attack the next poster~

[JYAP]

(Harbinger frags Lesale with a 900000 mana level 4 Arcane Orb shot)
(next poster is struck by the same attack)

[Protoss119]

~except Kil'Jaedan (the big cinematic guy) gets thrown in the way and disappears since he lacks a dying animation~

~next poster gets spawnkilled by a Faceless Void L20~