Throw a random object at the next poster!

[JYAP]

(a thrown lightsaber would deal energy damage,but a stab with it wouldn't hurt)
(technicalities out of the way,all of my minions reassemble 60 seconds after their death)
(therefore,the vote fails)
(locks Toss's Star Wars powers,disabling any more useage of Star Wars-related stuff)
(throws The Scotsman from Samurai Jack at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~unlocks them as he is in control of them~

~Eclipse SSD blasts The Scotsman & the next poster with its axial Superlaser~

[JYAP]

(has super mod powers so Toss can't unlock his powers)
(a giant bladed wheel rolls into the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~siphons JYAP's super mod powers, uses them to unlock Star Wars powers at the last second~

~throws a bone at the wheel and it regresses rancor-style~

~next poster goes boom at the sight of 5 SSDs~

[JYAP]

(except I DON'T go boom)
(simply because I cannot be intimidated)
(Ice-4s each and every one of them exactly 27 times)
(they all explode on the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~they release a wave of gunfire before asploding~

~Tipereth takes the blow for him~

~an anvil comically falls on the next poster~

[JYAP]

(takes 332 damage,is left with 1 HP)
(Meatbone Slash triggers,shoots next poster with a gun for 333 damage)

[Protoss119]

~throws Artanis in front of him which takes the shot for him~

~Artanis guns down the next poster~

[JYAP]

Mouthless orc.
(gruntapult shoots a real orc at Artanis,whose scout crashes into the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~Mojo gets thrown into Artanis's scout and guns down the next poster~

Mojo: But my scout's stronger-

DO AS I SAY!