Throw a random object at the next poster!

[JYAP]

(clonked on head,is KOed)
(Shadow Lugia lands on the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~recall'd, telefrags next poster, only this time he has a ring of 100% Piercing/Slashing immunity~

[JYAP]

JYAP: Immune to Telefragging.
(ring is knocked off when I remove Toss from my internals,inflicting painful wounds upon him)
(turns him into a frisbee,throws him at the next poster)
(wonders why no one has used Cure-4)

[Protoss119]

Wait a minute. I'm being thrown at myself? WTF H4X

~this causes a tear in the time-space continuum that sucks up next poster~

[JYAP]

(the tear realizes JYAP's not at fault and sucks up the next poster instead)

[Protoss119]

~MCs the tear and makes it suck up the poster after the next poster~

~the poster after the next poster becomes JYAP~

[JYAP]

(instead of throwing something,uses mod powers)

[Protoss119]

~ousts JYAP from office with a Vote of No Throwing Stuff~

~edits above post~

So I become you,huh? Intriguing.
(you get swallowed up by the hole since I'm you)
(except I reincarnate in my original body)
(yours is lost in space never to be recovered)

[JYAP]

(fixes it)
(Vote of No Throwing Stuff is vetoed by my army)
Marine: Oh great. Another computer. It says,"Push Any Key"...well,which one's the any key?!?
(autocannon turrets pop up next to the next poster and shoot him up)

[Protoss119]

~morphs into Gurab Trooper, tears it out of its socket and throws at undead army~

~ka-blamzoids~

~since no one is there to veto the vote, JYAP gets ousted~

~throws lightsaber at the next poster which, I might add, does energy damage, not piercing/slashing~