Throw a random object at the next poster!

[JYAP]

(reanimates Denethor before he hits me)
(commands Denethor to assail the next poster with the fury of a thousand 4-year olds)

[Protoss119]

~burrows~

~spikes Denethor & the next poster~

[JYAP]

(disables Toss's burrow skill for lack of originality)
(uses Confuse Ray on the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~cannot burrow thus cannot attack and thus cannot hit self in confusion~

~confusion is nullified~

~summons another Lurker who burrows and spikes the next poster~

[JYAP]

(and does pitiful damage since Toss is the only lurker that can deal above-average damage to me)
(bans Lurkers from this server while throwing a carton of strawberries at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

~reverts to some sort of Hydra with legs~

Whewt!

~pulls out a double bladed lightsaber, slices carton in half & inflicts stabbity death on the next poster~

[JYAP]

100% pierce immune. Look at my sig and think what would be effective against a lich?
(wall of text crushes next poster)

[Protoss119]

It's not piercing though. XD

~jumps over it Mario-style~

~inflicts stabbity death on next poster~

[JYAP]

Stabbing=piercing. No damage.
(grabs Toss)
PROTOSSDOKEN!
(throws Toss at the next poster)

[Protoss119]

Stabbing with Lightsaber = Energy.

Wait a minute, I'm being thrown at myself? WTF H4X

~a tear in the time-space continuum occurs, causing Toss to revert back to a Lurk~

~a unibrow hits the next poster~