Throw a random object at the next poster!

[Felonious Monk]

*pulls halves together, making himself whole*
*turns out Toss can't throw for crap even with both arms, and the stray axe ends up hitting a random pedestrian*
*picks up another random pedestrian and throws him at the next poster*

[Protoss119]

~catches pedestrian and shoves it down Monk's throat while he and the next poster are burned to death~

Who the hell are you, all of a sudden? Cpt. Insult?

[JYAP]

Kawa-
(is hit by Silence Song from a generic oracle)
!!!
(fries to 1 HP)
(Meatbone Slash reaction kicks in)
(shoots next poster for 1337 damage)

[Protoss119]

~has Damage Reduction +1138 (Soak 123456789 Damage)~

~tweaking DR makes his own head asplode~

~throws cherry airhead at next poster which is closely pursued by thousands of people who lust for cherry airheads~

People like me. So if you catch the airhead, you get trampled.

[Felonious Monk]

Geez, don't take it so personally. You don't see me throwing a fit when you shove a person down my throat and set me on fire. Speaking of...

*coughs up pedestrain in time to get cherry airhead cought in throat*
*crowd starts to trample, then burns to death in a wild conflagration*
*dusts self off, swallows airhead, then kicks people dust at next poster*

[JYAP]

(takes giant fan,blows it at next poster)

[Protoss119]

Of course not. However, you WOULD throw a fit if someone said you couldn't throw crap and smacked you because you forgot to throw something.

~is hit by the dust but comes out almost completely unscathed, having covered his eyes~

~throws Protoss Dragoon at next poster~

Dragoon: I have retur- ~hits next poster~

[JYAP]

Muramasa battlechip in!
(Megaman EXE warps in front,Muramasas Dragoon)
(locks on)
(custom gun able to fire just about anything fires a charged Magma Blade at next poster)

[Felonious Monk]

No I wouldn't. Hell, metastasis got smacked for the same thing and Al got vaporized by a flash cannon. Just read the first page. I don't even comment (aside from this, which shouldnt count) when you go out of your way to attack me even if it doesn't follow the thread "rules".

*catches magma blade, then realizes it's really freaking hot*
*douses hands in bucket of water, then flicks scalding water onto the next poster*

[Protoss119]

~throws Victory Star Destroyer in front of the water which is hit by it~

Victory captain: Our shields are down! Our engines have been destroyed! Our lasers have been destroyed! We've lost the hangar bay!

~the Victory Star Destroyer blows up and the debris hits next poster~