Throw a random object at the next poster!

[JYAP]

(is discombobulated)
(randomly fires sniper rounds at next poster)

[Felonious Monk]

*catches sniper rounds a la Ace Ventura then frantically flings a Corpuscular Chiroptera at the next poster*

Shikaka!

[Protoss119]

~switches places with Felonious~

~is hit by Sniper round~

UT Voice: HEAD SHOT!!!

~head flies at next poster~

[Dweia]

*gets headshotted, i.e. shot in the torso with a head*
*throws book containing all the stupid C++ code I've been working on at the next poster*

[JYAP]

(draws iron sword)
(charges at book)
(camera pans back and forth between me and the book)
(slashes the book)
(sword breaks instead)
(a message appears saying A Iron Sword broke!)
(throws message and pieces of sword at next poster)

[Protoss119]

~dodges sword pieces, takes message and throws it at Runescape~

~A tear in time and space is produced, sucking up the Runescape website~

Admiral Piett: Uh...what?

~comically throws Admiral Piett's Star Destroyer (TIE Fighters and all) into the next poster~

[Felonious Monk]

*catches Star Destroyer, using it as a bat to knock TIE fighters into the next poster*

[JYAP]

HADOKEN!
(fires a Black Mage Hadoken at all the fighters and next poster)

[Felonious Monk]

SONIC BOOM!

*disrupts Hadoken with Sonic Boom, then grabs next poster with a Shun Goku Satsu*

[Protoss119]

~freezes Felonious, this thread, and next poster~