(you get the idea)
(edits)
(you get the idea)
(edits)
(has a dramatic story in the works)
(it involves noobs...lots of them)
(and Kirbies and Shy Guys and Yoshis)
(is too busy to work on it now)
(thus leaves you with this crappy story)
Harner:Hi.
Wandera:Hi.
5 minutes...
Noob:Yarr.
Harner:Oh no.(kills noob)
Meanwhile...
Harner:That was the crappiest story I have ever read. I'm never hiring a monkey to do my stories again.
(as story is on its way,it is waylaid by noobs who corrupt the story,thus making the story deleted)
Narrator:-
Noobs:EXP!!!(gang him)
Meanwhile,in Eternal War...
Harner:I'm bored. When can I do something fun?
Noob:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I RULE YOU DON'T NOOBLARS
Harner:Yay,fun!(draws shotgun,shoots off noob's limbs)
Noobs' Allies:HE KILLED JOE! GANG HIM!
Harnertakes out really big Cloud Strife-esque sword,performs Whirlwind Attack)
Noobs:ACK! MY WAIST IS NO LONGER CONNECTED!(die)
Harner:Wow,this is fun Rain.
DM:HAHA I ACTUALLY CAME. I LIKE CSING!
Rain:You're fired.(overthrows DM,becomes DM)Mwahahahaha...(bans all noobs and morons and rulebreakers)
Harner:Hmm. Link to EB?
Rain:HELL YEAH!
And so EB was flooded with newblood...err,players.
(BOOM)
Harner: What happen?
Serind: Somebody set us up the bomb.
Rali: We get signal.
Harner: Main screen turn on.
Harner: It you!
Rain: Good evening gentlemen.
Rain: All your base are belong to us.
Rain: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Rain: Make your time now gentlemen.
Rain: Ha ha ha.
Harner: Take off every zig.
Harner: You know what you doing.
Harner: For great justice.
Harner: I cannot believe I just did that. Where the hell is JYAP?!?
Me: MEEEEP! (runs)
Last edited by JYAP; 04-02-2006 at 06:17 AM.
...You are a god. (A.K.A. ROFLOLMFAO)
WHAT NINE THOUSANDOriginally Posted by Wikipedia
When we last left off,Rain was trapped by a horde of tower shield half orc fighters with his back to a cliff,having been hit by some noob mage's Grasping Hand.
EW's DM: It is inevitable. You cannot stop EW's decline. No one can save you now!
O RLY owl: O RLY?(flies in,pecks out DM's eye)
DM: OW! GODDAMN OWLS!
Rain: (has pulled out cellphone) Yeah,Harner? I need a bardstrike here pronto.
Harner: Roger that. Bardstrike commencing.
Rain: (drinks deafness potion)
A plane flies by and a speaker lowers...
Serind: Go ahead now!
WSE: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A!
Half Orcs: ARGH! IT HURTS LIKE CLAWS ON A THOUSAND CHALKBOARDS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!(they explode)
DM: That was unexpected...But you will still die!
Rain: Not really. Remember how I forced you to delevel me for werewolf levels?
DM: Yes-oh shi-
Full moon comes out.
One howl and a day later...
Rain: Harner,got someone to do a cleanup crew here?
Harner: I could send The Ninja.
Rain: That punk that almost got me killed by getting a glass of water? Do it do it do it!
The Ninja: Damn you all.
Lycanthropy FTW.
Harner: Ok,we need a bigger crew to combat the rising menace of noobs. Let the auditions begin!
2 hours later,there's quite a hefty line of people.
The judges consist of Hurricane(Hurricane: WHEEEEEIMAJUDGELOLOL),Song Bird(SB: There were no girls...),and Serind(Serind: Yay,I get Simon's part. SHIT! I forgot the accent!)
First up...
Swift: Hello,my name's Swift. I'm a samurai.
Serind: Ok...see that training dummy over there?
Sugnus: Well I don't approve of this!
Serind: You need to knock him out.
Swift: Ok.
Swift draws his katana and wakizashi,twirls them fancily,then,in true samurai fashion,slices through Sugnus.
Sugnus: You never told me he could confuse people...Rain,I thought you weren't a judge...(collaspes)
Swift: I'm in?
Serind: Indeed.
Swift: WOOT!
SB: Next!
Drow Dumbass With A Moustache: Hi,I'm a-
SB: Wait,I just NEED to do this. (sings Curse Song)
Drow: ARGH!(stache fallls off)
Serind: DD! GANK HIM BOYZ!
The Stryker flies by and blows up DD.
Serind: Next!
Halfling: Hi,my name is Cheese Master-
The Stryker makes another pass.
Serind: Next...
Halfling Dude: Hi,I'm a werewolf/rogue.
Serind: Name?
Dude: I forget...
Judges: -_-;;;
Serind: Ok,it's dark. Go beat up Sugnus,who just recovered thanks to Rali.
Rali: WTF? I got MENTIONED?(implodes self)
Dude: (morphs,KDs Sugnus,tears him apart with sneaks)
Sugnus: CURSE YOU LEVEL 9 PM!
Serind: You pass. Next!
Cara Colds:Hi-
The Stryker flies by and drops out Rain,who twirls his scythe and crits Cara,sending her flying into some random server.
Rain: Who else is from EW?
10 seconds later,about the rest of the line has been identified as a noob and sent flying into the countryside.
Serind: Ok,who are you?
The Ninja of the Flaming Blade: I'm TNotFB,or you could call me Blade if you don't like acronyms.
Serind: And what do you do?
Blade: I'm a ninja spy.
The Ninja: Oh yeah? (jumps down,tries to slash)
Blade: Kawarimi no jitsu!
Hurricane: (was unlucky enough to be put in the way,and is KOed instantly)
Blade: (from above,gets several sneak attacks with shuriken before dropping down and unsheathing his own katana,which is flaming)
The Ninja: (draws his standard water katana)
1 epic ninja fight later...
Blade: Kage Bunshin no jitsu!
The Ninja: Oh crap-oh wait. Mizu Bunshin no jitsu!
1 epic clone fight later...
Serind: This is entertaining...
Blade: Screw it. (twirls katana,swings 5 times throwing a fireball each swing)
The Ninja: Aw nuts. (is KOed)
Serind: You're in and that concludes auditions.
ROFL
Oh! Oh! Can I? Can I?
Drow Dumbass: ~wakes up from unsubconsiousness~ Ugh...where the hell am I? Oh yeah, that bastard Rain killed me. Hey wait...I'm alive! YAY! ~dances~
12,000 Battlecruiser Commodores: BATTLECRUISER OPERATIONAL
Drow Dumbass: It's OK! I can just CS the battlecruisers! ~shoots one, it does nothing~ Um...crap! ~hides, is gunned down by 500 Listen/Spot BCs~
And everyone lived happily ever af...oh, wait. I forgot.
Cara Colds: DAMMIT! This dirt hurt me! Oh, merry men!
Several thousand noobs march from every exit (that's right, exit, not entrance) near Cara Colds.
Cara Colds: Gang & CS this dirt.
They start ganging said dirt.
Cara Colds: I sense the presence of something I have not felt since...
...Nuclear Launch Detected.
Cara Colds: OH GOD NO-
-=BOOM=-
Fin.
WHAT NINE THOUSAND
Winnar. Now go update Serverama.
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