Narrators are for chumps.
Harnersnaps fingers,Serind,Raran,Drago,Rali,Sugnus,and Loristan all appear on the ground)Your performance in the Survivor segment of this story displeased me. I'm getting rid of all of you but 1. How will this be decided?(teleports them to the store Jade was at when she blackmailed Harner and Wandera to coming)Last one standing wins. Watch for the occasional item. And...go.
Serinddropped near the sporting goods,finds the guns)...
RaranWARVEN STEALTH!(disappears)
Sugnus:No fair. (taps Drago with left hand trying to get a alliance)
Drago:BLARGH! (dies)
Sugnus:Oh,that's my undead arm. Oh well! (searches for Rali)
Ralifound Serind,gets shot)Ow!(max flamestrikes Serind)
Serind:YEOWHOTHOTHOTBURNINGHPDEPLETINGWAYTOOHOTAGH CANTUSESPACESORPUNCTUATION-
Raran:RAWR(pokes Serind)
Serinddrops dead)
Harner:This is boring. (drops in Surge and The Ninja,who team up and lay traps everywhere)
Raranflips dead on traps)
Ralilikewise)
Loristan:Huh?
Harner:Loristan wins! Oh,I lied about the firing thing. (revives everyone)
At Bodom's rebuilt rebuilt fortress...
Bodomlifts another glass of wine)
All the other guys:HARNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bodom's glass breaks,his wine rack blows up,and the highest tower falls on Bodom.
Bodom:CURSE YOU HARNER! I'LL GET YOU!
Short,but I updated,didn't I?