The OFFICIAL Midknight Nine fanfic,by JYAP

[JYAP]

Narrators are for squares!

(Cue picture of a battlefield. The sky is red with blood,there are mangled bodies everywhere,and there's screaming.)

(pan camera to Harner with a bloody katana)

Harner:And that concludes our demonstration of how to dispose of annoying FFTAers. Any questions?

Random FE Guy:Yeah. How do you dispose of idiots from IGN?

Harner:Good question. (gives another demonstration)

(repeat above description)

Harner:And that concludes that demonstration. Any more questions?

Peasant:Help help! I'm being repressed!(STAB)

Harpy:I know!(STAB)

Grunt:Stop poking me!(STAB)

SCV:GET ME OUTTA HERE!(STAB)

Acolyte:My life for Aiur...Err,I mean,Ner'zhul.(STAB)

Noob:HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-(STABx1000)

Pac-man:Wakka wakka wakka-(STAB)

S.S. Dolphin:I'm gold and shiny!(STAB)

Verant Official:I-(PWNINATED'D)

Mystic Official:But-(BURNINATED'D)

Blizzard OfficialSMITE'D)

Idiotic Yu-Gi-Oh Fanatic:YU-(STABBITY DEATH)

(all is silent...until...)

At Bodom's rebuilt citadel...

Bodomlifts a glass of wine to his evilness)

Everyone:HARNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!(Bodom's glass shatters,and a brick falls on the wine rack)

Harner:What?

Everyonelaunches into a flurry of whining how the server is down,how they wanna play EB,how all noobs must die,etc.)

Harner:Why me?

[JYAP]

Narrators? Nah,we're all out.

At Wal-Mart...

(Harner,Wandera,and Jade are going shopping. Actually,just Jade. Harner and Wandera got blackmailed into coming.)

Jadeis undecided between two different shirts)Ooooooooh! This one or this one?

Harnero I have to?

Jadeo you want over 1,000,000 people to see your secret?

Harner:

(On the other side of the store...Yes,it has another entry you dope!)

(Bodom,Theodin,and the perfact cleric's female rogue(referred here as Rogue)enter...under the same conditions as the first group)

Rogue:Oooooooooh,shirts! Come on guys,let's go!

Jadehas finally decided on a shirt...cept Rogue wants it)No! It's mine!

Rogue:Mine!

Jade:Mine!

Rogue:Mine!

Jade:Attack my minions!

Rogue:What she said!

Harner+Theodinweren't planning on fighting and left thier weapons and shields behind)

Wandera+Bodomdidn't memorize spells beforehand,and Wandera's shoulder is sore)

Jade+Rogueon't just stand there! Do something or I'll tell your secrets!

Harnershrugs,as if saying oh well,then socks Theodin one...sadly,they did remember to bring thier armor)OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Bodomstarts looking around the nearby Sporting Goods isle,finds a baseball bat,and moves to clobber Harner with it)

Wanderafound the beer bottles and hurls a few at Bodom,stopping him short)

Theodintackles Wandera,but is smashed by Bodom's bat,now wielded by Harner)

Harnerclocks Bodom on the way to Sporting Goods,tosses Wandera dual tennis rackets,then dashes to the guns section,but trips thanks to Bodom)

Theodindrinks a few beer bottles,gets REAL drunk,starts throwing anything nearby at Wandera...including Bodom)

Bodomsmacks me for making him the victim of so many attacks,then snags a golf club and whacks Harner where it counts...and where he has no armor not expecting that sort of attack)

Harnerpretty much curses out Bodom in 20 different languages,then finds a conviently placed pitching machine,puts it on Hyper Fast,and watches Bodom get beaten back by all the balls)

Wanderareally needs more HP...and a way to keep Theodin at bay,cause he's not doing so well deflecting all the bottles...for those of you keeping score,it's 30-Love ATM,with Theodin having won a set)

Harnerfinally makes it to the guns...only to discover,IT'S PLEXIGLASS!)Hmmm...

Theodinis nearby,and easily provoked in his state of drunkenness)

Harner:Hey,shorty!

Theodin:WHUT?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!(charge s at Harner)

Harnersidesteps,allowing Theodin to crash into the glass)Ole!(retrieves a rifle,gives Bodom payback where it counts)

Bodom:X_X

Theodin:@_@

(alas,the fight was for nothing,because the shirt was torn between the two ladies)

Harner+Wandera after seeing this:

JadeIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(goes into Dragon form(Harner:But she's level 18!),mauls Rogue viciously)Ok,I'm fine,let's go back.

But just as they're about to go back...

Jade:GASP! WHAT A CUTE HAT!

Other group containing 2 guys and a gal:MINE!

Harner+Wandera:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H!

(to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies' end song)
Now it's time to say goodbye to Harner and all his friends
His friends would like to thank you for stopping in
Y'all come back next day to this forumity
And have a heapin helpin of our insanity!
Chaos,that is.
Stuff blowing up.
Writing wills.
Y'all come back now,ya hear?

[JYAP]

EL KABONG!(CLONK!)

After the Wal-Mart incident...

Harnerlost a few pieces of armor,is bruised everywhere)

Wanderawill need a full-body cast if exposed to anything else painful)

Jadeis in mint condition)

Everyoneis in car,driving back)

Harner:Ooooooooooooh,Fighters'R'Us!

Wandera:Ooooooooooooooooh,Casters'R'Us!

Both:TAKE ME THERE OR WE'LL PULVERIZE YOU!

Jadeon't forget the secret...(under her breath)...what was it again?

Wandera:Hah! She doesn't remember!(KOs her,takes wheel,drives to the two stores)

Meanwhile...

Bodom+Theodinsame situation,enter opposite way)

In Fighters'R'Us...

Harnerdrools at all the 1337 looking armor available,takes best suit)

Theodinditto)

Speaker:Sale on Keen Weapons. 1 left.

Harner+Theodin: (both dash)

Weaponis a polymorphing weapon that changes to the favored weapon you have)

Both:MINE! NO,IT'S MINE! MINE!!!

Harnerdoesn't find any katanas)CURSE YOU NON-EXOTIC WEAPONS!(makes do with a longsword)

Theodincan't find his favored weapon either and goes for a greataxe)

WAR!

Harnerpokes Theodin hard)

Theodinwhacks Harner with the side of the axe)

Harnersnags another longsword,starts attacking like a whirlwind)

Theodinkicks one sword out of his hand,shoves Harner back)

Harnerfalls into the rapier rack)OWWWWWWWWWW!!!(takes one,starts searching for weak spots on Theodin's armor...and thrusts it where it counts)

Theodinyells so loud,a chunk of the building falls on him)X_X

Harner:I win!(takes weapon)

Cashier:That'll be $150,000.

Harner: (pays)

At the other store...

Speaker:Sale on Slot-Boosting Items.

(you oughta know what happens)

Wandera+Bodomgot their spells back)

Wanderacasts Death Ward right off the bat)

BodomPHAILS at a Finger)

Wanderasmacks Bodom with Word of Faith)

Bodomuber buffed beforehand,it eats spell mantle)

Wanderalays waste to spell mantle using Searing Lights and Negative Energy Bursts)

Bodombegins to cast Bigby's Forceful Hand)

Kirby:Hiiiiiii!

Concentration:Failure. DC 999

Wanderashoots Bodom with Destruction)

Fortitude Save VS Death(Pwned)1+1=Fish DC 2

Wandera levels up. Cue the FFT level up music and Wandera jumping up and down.

Wandera:Yay!(snags double kamas allowing him to use 3 more 9th level spells a kama)

Cashier:That'll be $200,000.

Wandera: (pays)

Harner:Ok,let's go. (shoves Jade in the back,drives)

Kirby:Hiiiiiiiiiiiii!(Translate to,"REPLY OR DIE!")

[JYAP]

To comment on JYAP's sudden updates,the GNAT(Generic Narrators Are Troublesome)would like to send this message:
This concludes our message.

(shortly after this,a WM with a katana and red spiky armor was reported trashing the GNAT building)

Edit By Almuric: Please dont abuse the smilies like that again. I like for the database to stay stable.

My Edit Comment:...whoops. ops:

[JYAP]

Harner:Everyone,we have a new member.

Draco:I'm Draco.

Everyone:Hi Draco!

Draco:Ever since-oh wait,this isn't Alcoholics Anomynous. So,how do things go around here?

Harner:

(before Harner carries out his evil plan,a rip in the space-time continum shoves several video game characters out violently)

Peppy Hareo a barrel roll!

Jade:Ummm...no.

Ellador:I fear nothing!

Dracopolymorphs to Dragon)

Ellador:AHHHH!(runs like a little girl)

CATS:All your base are belong to us.

Wandera:-_-;;;

Ma Chao:I am the sword of justice!

Harner:Ummm,Ma Chao,that's a spear...

Minos:Gather the troops-oh look,elven scum.

Wandera:WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?

Minosovertakes Ellador running away)

Karel:It will rain blood...

1,000,000 Peasants:You're the king? Well,I didn't vote for you!

Karelfulfills his prophecy the obvious way)

Arthas:Frostmourne hungers.

Harner:YOU KILLED ILLIDAN! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!

(Arthas runs,then trips,and suffers stabbity death)

Tymothi:Fight for justice...fists of fury! Repeating Fist!

Kirby:Hiiiii!(is hit by every fist)POYO!(sucks up Tymothi,swallows,gets samurai-ish red armor)Poyo!

Rahu III:Scanning...404:Custom Robo enviroment not found.

Jade:O_o?

Link,Spawn and Heihachiall see each other,and brawl over which one is better in SC2)

X:Charge Shot...

Dracoputs a cork in X's X Buster)

X:NOW!(BOOM! X goes flying into the wall)

Bass:CRESCENT KICK!(flip kicks Heihachi into the spiked ceiling)

Master Chief:I-

Every Nintendo Character:GET HIM!

(Master Chief is hit by Kikuichimoni,several Arwings,a Nova Strike,4 criticals,Link's bombs,a CRESCENT KICK,and alot of Wyrm shots)

Black Mage:I AM THE BLACK MAGE! I CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN!

Dracomakes use of the Black Mage Shield kit nearby)

Serind Tylnerthrough some freakish accident,is ported into here...and googles at all the tech)

Gandalf:YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Jadewalks by Gandalf)

Metroidsenters)

Samusstarts freezing and missling them)THERE CAN ONLY BE NONE!

Harner:So,what are we-(ducks under a airborne Spawn as he flies into the lava pit)-gonna do with everyone here?

Serindlay Survivor:Base?

Harner:Genius! Organize the teams!

Team Slicey:
Ellador
Minos
Gandalf
Tymothi
Arthas
Karel
Ma Chao
Link

Team Blasty:
Black Mage
CATS
Rahu III
X
Bass
Kirby
Peppy Hare
Samus

Serind:The game will begin right after JYAP posts again!

Draco:Wow,what a first day.

Draco=Dragoniser.
Dragoniser=Fine PvPer IMO.
Dragoniser=In.
Do the math. Now,chores are attacking. I'll be back...with weapons!

[JYAP]

Serind:JYAP's back. FIRE!

Both teamsare shot out of cannons to their starting locations inside my huge biodome)

Team Sliceylands in the jungle)

Team Blastylands in the arctic)

Day 1:

Team Slicey...

Ellador:I say we build a White Tower posthaste!

Minos:Nonsense. We should build a Palace!

Ellador:White Tower!

Minosalace!

(it continues on and on)

Gandalf:I propose we create a temporary shelter to survive for 1 month from Sauron's forces.

Tymothi:Who's Sauron? Oh well,I say yay.

Linkspeaks Hylian,doofus)(agrees)

Karel:I agree...must...kill...

Serindshoots Karel's sword arm)No killing allies!

Karelis out of commission...till he uses a smuggled Vulnerary to heal self. Still,he is NOT going to be killing anytime soon)

Arthas:I agree as well.

Ma Chao:I as well!

Linkpoints to the squabbling cavalry units as to what to do with them)

Tymothi:Let them be. They'll tire out.

Some time later,in a isolated area...

Tymothi:So,are we all in agreement here?

Arthas:Aye.

Karel:Yes...

Linknods)

Tymothi:So,if we lose the Immunity Challenge,we vote out either of the 2 morons,depending on which one is more annoying.

Karel:But what about the possibility of a enemy alliance?

Tymothi:Gandalf thinks this Sauron person is watching him,and Ellador and Minos hate each other's guts.

Arthas:What about Ma Chao?

Tymothi:Relax. What could he possibly do?

Team Blasty

Samus:Let's get a shelter up. Now.

Peppy Hare:Try a somersault!

Bass:Be quiet old man.

X:You leave him alone!

Bass:I shall do as I wish! You won't stop me Megaman!

X:...umm...that Megaman isn't me. See,I'm the much stronger one.

Bassrove it!

Xshoots Bass once with a uncharged shot)

Bassis sent sailing into a glacier)

Black Magehas hopes of Red Mage actually being smart enough to know how to install a arm cannon,and inquires X about his tech)

Peppyo a barrel roll!

CATS:All your base are belong to us.

Peppy:Use the boost to get through!

CATS:You have no chance to survive make your time.

Kirbysucks up both of them,spits them out onto the ice)

Samus:So,can we get started on our shelter?

Rahu IIImistakes Samus for its operator,obeys by blasting a shelter out of the ice via Wyrm gun)

Samus:O_O...that is handy.

(Shelter update! Team Slicey finally stopped Ellador and Minos from fighting...)

Ellador:White Tower!

Minosalace!

(cue Dynasty Warriors duel transition)

Ma Chao:I am the sword of justice!

Minosresponds before Ellador)I accept your challenge!

Gandalfcreates a arena using magic)

(GONG)

Ma Chaosmacks down Minos with a C6 attack,then Musous)

Minos:X_X

(with Minos KOed,Ellador helps out. Turns out he's real handy carting wood back.)

(...but despite their efforts,their fortress is only 24% finished...why? Gandalf.)

Ma Chaofinishes the last touch)

Gandalf:No no no,then Saruman's orcs will break through too easily!

(...you get the point. Team Blasty had it easy...till Kirby wanted to see what Black Mage's power was...)

Kirby:Hiiiiiiiii!(sucks up Black Mage,swallows)

Black Mage:Grrr...O_o

(Kirby has a giant yellow hat on. He has blue robes and his face is concealed)

(Kirby then shoots a Hadoken,blowing away a glacier)

(...but that's it.)

Day 2:

Both teams get mail and go to the techno area.

Serind:Today,you will be playing for your first reward challenge.

Bass:Get on with it!

Serindimbue arrows Bass)Anyways,you will be playing for a refridgerator full of food and soda. The challenge?

(rock music plays)

Announcer:Welcome to MXC:Most EXTREME Elimination Challenge! Tonight,we have a special game between 2 teams on Survivor:Base! And here are your hosts,Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano!

Vic:Welcome to MXC! We're going to have a very exciting game today between the-

Kenny:Hey Vic,why is it called MXC if the whole title spells MEEC?

Vic:Well,good question. It involv-And now,let's cue to Guy LeDouche.

Kenny:Hey!

Guy:Guy here,and I am wondering that too. Anyways,we will first play Sinkers and Floaters,then Window Bangers,Dope on a Rope,and then,Big Brass Balls!

(cue to Captain with contestants)

Captain:So,how many-ACK! AHH!(is stabbed 23 times by the local Black Mage)

Black Mage:What? I wanted to get it on already!

(cue overview of Sinkers and Floaters)

Vic:The objective is to get to the other side across these rocks. Some sink. If you touch the water,YOU LOSE!

Black Mageblows whistle)Get it on!

Vic:First up,it's Ma Chao from Team Slicey. He's a Tiger General in Liu Bei's army.

Ma Chaohops across 2 rocks,but on the third one,he slips,and bangs his head on the last rock. He sinks...then his helmet,cracked,floats up)

Audience:OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Kenny:That deserves a Impact Replay!

(cue Ma Chao fumbling in slow mo)

Kenny:There,right at that point-(Ma Chao is about to hit)-he's thinking OH CRAP!

Vic:Next up:Bass! He's a robot made by Dr. Wily!

Bass:CRESCENT KEEK!(flip kicks into the water)

Rest of Blasty:-_-

Kenny:Here's Ellador of Slicey!

(Ellador's horse slips,and he falls off and gets smashed where it counts on a rock...then his horse lands on him)

Kenny:Nexteppy Hare!

Peppyhops hops and hops more till the last rock,which sinks. He hops into the grass...AND MAKES IT!)

Vic:Now-

Karel:MUST...KILL...

(I got tired of typing that junk,so for the rest of the challenge,we're without Kenny and Vic.)

(Tymothi comes up...but his armor causes him to tumble down the starting hill and into the water.)

(CATS just trips and falls,breaking some circuitry)

(Gandalf puts his weight into his staff...and falls on the second rock from a staff falling into the water.)

(Samus space jumps,then hits a barrier,causing her to plummet)

(Arthas almost makes it,but is hit by Black Mage's pebble,slipping up and smashing his sword through his arm.)

(Kirby is hit by a gust of wind,blowing him away)

Serindue to Vic and Kenny's untimely death,the challenge ends now. Blasty is-wait,Black Mage killed the Captain? NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Slicey wins due to Black Mage cheating!

Everyone goes back.

Ellador:So where's the fridge?

(a fridge falls...onto Gandalf's shelter)

Gandalf:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Too...tired...can't..type...any...more...

[JYAP]

(reads a random fanfic)
(is healed to full typing ability)
(will shorten everything so I don't have to kill myself)

Day 3,before the challenge...

Slicey

Bad news for Slicey. Minos recovered,Gandalf is in a trauma,and Tymothi's alliance refuses to cooperate. Their shelter is nowhere near finishing. Right now,Ellador is whining about how he can't produce anymore Dragon Knights because he doesn't have a White Tower,Minos is whining about not having a army,Gandalf is whining about his fortress,and Tymothi's alliance is whining about all the whining. And Ma Chao? Recording it all on camera for blackmail.

Blasty

Despite the fact there's a shelter up,it's not much better. CATS and Peppy are flooding everyone's ears with their highly addictive lines,Bass is going nuckin futs over X,who is being stalked by Black Mage. Samus is busy discovering how destructive Rahu III can be,and we haven't found Kirby yet.

Challenge time!

Serind:Ok guys,you'll like this. Today's challenge...BRAWL TIME! Both teams smack each other silly till one team is out. Oh,we found Kirby too.

FLASHBACK!

Kirbygot stuck on a helicopter blade)

END FLASHBACK!

Serind:Ready...(silences Black Mage)FIGHT!

Black Magecannot Hadoken anymore,settles for trying to stab Karel...alas,Karel's avoid is waaaaay too good for BM to hit on a regular basis)

Elladoris too busy fighting with Minos to battle)

Ma Chao:My spear shall answer all!

Zhao Yunpops up,smacks Ma Chao)MY LINE!(disappears)

Peppy:Use bombs wisely!

Samusis reminded of that,and shoots a missile at the quarreling knights)

Minosis so tired of Ellador,he personally KOs him and Link(Minos:Elven scum.)to end it all faster)

Tymothi:Earth's anger running through my arms! Earth Slash!(slams ground,hitting Rahu III,Peppy,CATS,and Kirby. Kirby is sent right into the same helicopter,CATS short-circuits,Peppy tries a U-turn and phails,and Rahu III is angered beyond comparison. Wait,that's good?)

Rahu IIIunleashes the horror that is Wyrm shots,Treble bombs,Penumbra pods,and a crackshot robo upon the rest of Slicey)

Xdusts off the rest)

BassCRESCENT KEEKs Arthas for good measure)I liked Illidan!

Serind:I guess Blasty wins. Slicey,you're going to Tribal Council.

At a undisclosed location...

Slicey

Tymothi:We're going for Minos.

Everyone:RIGHT!

Tribal Council.

Serind:Welcome to Tribal Council. Here we will vote off one of your players. Start voting. NOW. Before I unleash my uber AA powers on you.

Elladorwrites Minos)Go to hell.

Gandalfwrites Minos)You did not support my plan of building a fortress. LEAVE.

Minoswrites Minos)This is to see who stays on right?

Ma Chaowrites Minos)You cost us immunity!

Tymothi's Allianceyou know the drill)

Serind:I'll go tally the votes.(returns 5 seconds later)...Minos,get the heck off of here now.

Minos:Why?

Serind:8 votes Minos. The tribe hath spoken.

Minos:You mean you choose someone to vote OUT?

Serind:Whoops,time's up for peaceful leaving. Everyone,feel free to maul him.

Linkshoots Minos where it counts)

Ma Chaosmacks him off his horse)

KarelCRITICAL'D)

Arthasdeath coils the living snot out of him)

Tymothi:Cast down to hell with your fingers! Secret Fist!(hits,Death Sentences Minos)

Gandalfknocks him in the air with a light beam)

Elladorgets the last laugh,as his horse kicks Minos,sending him sailing to who-knows where)

Everyonerejoices)

Blasty

(Minos crashes into Blasty's shelter...AS THEY WERE SLEEPING! Seeing this as a assassination attempt,Blasty starts kicking butt,sending Minos out AGAIN.)

Minos' thoughtsIE-(drops dead from Death Sentence)

[JYAP]

I have returned.
(normally this dragoon would be toast...)

Serind:Because JYAP is not gonna type over 20 seperate logs,all the challenges will be in 1 day. DEAL WITH IT!

Slicey

Without Minos around,everyone gets along better. Ma Chao finally convinces Gandalf that Sauron holds no influence here,and they make a decent shelter. Tymothi's alliance settles that if they lose the challenge they vote off Gandalf. Arthas,however,seems to have different plans...

At a undisclosed location...

Arthas:Is everyone here?

Elladorresent.

Ma Chao:Ready.

Gandalf:What is this all about?

Arthas:Tymothi,Link,and Karel are conspiring to vote you off.

Gandalf:Why?

Arthas:They think you're annoying with all this talk about Sauron.

Gandalf:Then why are you siding with me?

Arthas:Because I believe that you may prove useful to us.

Ellador:Enough talk. Who shall we vote for?

Arthas:Tymothi is too well-liked around here...how bout Karel? It'd seem natural.

Ma Chao:Very well.

Blasty

Not much happening. They don't even have a alliance at all. How dull. Oh,and Rahu III carved out another shelter.

Challenge time!

Serind:Today's challenge is a physical one. You must kill as many dragoons as you possibly can. Anything's legal. You go when I say go. Go.

Black Mage:Bolt-2!

12 Dragoonsexplode from the zappidy death)

Ellador:I FEAR NOTHING! (leaps into the air,CRUSHES 7 dragoons)

Gandalf:YOU SHALL NOT PASS!(unleashes uber lightbeaminess upon 20 dragoons)

Black Mageis ticked at Gandalf showing him up,Flares 24 dragoons)

Gandalfsics Gwaihir on 30 dragoons)

Black MageHadokens Gandalf,AND 40 dragoons)

Linktakes out a small bomb,throws it in the middle of a few dragoons)

99 Dragoonsgo up in a mushroom cloud explodsion)

Kirbyis blown away again and says hello to Mister Helicopter)

Black Magesuicidally tries to stab away at Karel)

Karelgoes on a criticalling spree,takes out Black Mage,CATS,Bass,Samus,and X)

Peppyon't give up! Trust your instincts!

Rahu IIIblows Peppy up out of instinct,then blows self up)

Serind:I guess Slicey wins. Your reward:100 dollars! I'll see Blasty at Tribal Council.

Tribal Council.

Serind:Welcome to-ah,forget it. Just vote.

Black Magewrites CATS)You do nothing and you repeat the same thing over and over.

CATSwrites Black Mage)All your base are belong to us.

(several more votes are put in)

Serind:I'll go tally the votes. (comes back)...3 votes Black Mage...

Black Mage:WHAT?!?

Serind:...5 votes CATS. The tribe has spoken.

CATSleaves)

CATS' thoughts:All your base are belong to us.

[JYAP]

Next Day(does it really matter?!?)

Blasty

Black Mage:WHO VOTED FOR ME?!? WHEN I FIND THEM,THEY WILL DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE-(is silenced by Serind)

Serind:Good Lord,he's annoying.

All was NOT peaceful at Blasty's camp. Black Mage went into 24 stabbing frenzys,all directed at someone. Rahu III,Samus,Bass,and X had the luxury of body armor...

Peppyon't give up! Trust your instincts!(STABBITY!)

Kirbyis blown away again)

Serind:I just love that fan I use to blow him away.

Slicey

Same old,same old. Darn it,I need something to make it interesting!

Challenge time!

Serind:Today's challenge is...A PUZZLE! You'll need to find all the pieces scattered on the island and put the puzzle back together. The catch? I used 2 1,000 piece puzzles! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh,you're playing for immunity and another fridge. Go.

(Despite Serind's best efforts to be evil,he didn't hide the pieces well. I'm not going to elaborate,but let's just say Karel,Gandalf,Samus,and Rahu III were the main puzzle finders. Eventually...)

Serindarn,I knew I should've kept a puzzle piece. Errr...Blasty's winning!

Black Mage:.....(silence wears off)...HADOKEN!(blows Serind into a low-flying plane with Kirby on it)DOUBLE SCORE!

Sugnus Kedwyrappears in a flash)Did someone call for a substitute host?

Black Mage:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Blasty eventually wins by 50 pieces)

Sugnus:Blasty wins. Slicey,tribal council.

Blasty

Black Magegoes in shelter)When does our reward arrive?

Fridgefalls on shelter)

Tribal Council

Sugnus:You know the drill.

Tymothi's Alliance minus Arthaswrites Gandalf)SHUT UP WITH SAURON!

Arthas' Alliancewrites Karel)See ya you bloodthirsy swordmaster!

Sugnus:Tally time.........3 votes Gandalf(Tymothi is in confusion).....4 votes Karel(Tymothi is even more confused). The tribe has spoken,get out of here before I use my Pale Master arm.

Karel's thoughts:It will rain blood...dwarven blood...

I'm rather annoyed at the lack of feedback I'm getting. I'm not typing anymore till you guys tell me what you think of all my stories.

[JYAP]

You don't care do you?