The OFFICIAL Midknight Nine fanfic,by JYAP

[Seith]

Only 5 hours? That sucks you could spend all the time lvling diamond up if you want to.

[JYAP]

(Seith is shot with the Mega Shotgun)
(DONG)
I'm not gonna waste all my precious hours on you.
Oh,and I have a little writer's block. You can write a chapter in the fanfic if you want to.

[JYAP]

Harner:I'm bored. (portal opens)

Rain Mirnimane:...this isn't Eternal War is it?

Sleet Mirnimane:I told you to follow me!

Snow Mirnimane:Idiots...

Heat Mirnimane:ACHOO!(sneezes)

Harner:HOLY HELL I CAUGHT ON FIRE

Rain:Who are you?

Harner:Give me your name and I'll give you mine!

Lloydwarps from Tales of Symphonia)MY LINE! RAINING TIGER BLADE!

Harneris slammed into a wall)

Rain:O_o...we're the Weather Bros'.

Harner:Oh,you come from Eternal...I heard of you...you're incredibly sucky and die alot-

Bros:WHAT?!?

Harner:Uh oh,wrong phrasing! (summons Rali,Ninja,and Sugnus) Come on!

War!

They're facing off in pairs of two. Rali and Snow are channeling some freakish spell,Sugnus is slapping Heat silly,Sleet is introducing double swords to Ninja's vocaubulary,and Rain and Harner are in a deadlock.

Then...

Dredoc:Bloody hell! What is taking you people so long?(enters)

Serind:Hey Harner,what's-...O_o...

Unknown:Come back! I need self-confidence gained by socking you!(enters)

Raran:Serind,what's takin-Oh...

(cue more entrances from my chars and other people from Eternal until...)

Spriggans:Ready for a wee bit of fun?(stab everyone dead)

Almuricactivates time warp returning crap to normal)

Lesson? See the title.

Also,do you think I should switch this to General Discussion so everyone can see it? Comment please.

[Seith]

I personally like the Fanatic in the Midknight nine, but thats just my opinion. :-)

[JYAP]

Monk,what's your opinion on this? Should I move it?

[Felonious Monk]

Depends. How many regular posters can't get to this forum?

[JYAP]

Nearly everyone. I guess I should move it.

[Felonious Monk]

Sounds like a good idea.

[JYAP]

Harner:Oh look,there's a horde of tower shield half-orc fighters charging towards our base with random tools of destruction. How boring.(snaps fingers)

Halfwingseen:Hiiii!(hellballs them all)

Harner:Weeee,now-

Halfwingseen:Umm...I only have 1 hellball and I used all my other spells. Plus there's more coming.

Harner:Oh for the love of Pete! Why don't I just use the Weather Bros.?

Rain:I RESENT THAT!

Harner:Shut up,you're on my server,you're mine now. Go fight them.

Hurricane:WEEEEILIKETOFIGHTANDTALKINCAPSANDWITHOUT PUNCTUATION

Harner:I'll pay you 2000 gold to shut him up.

Hail:MINE!(takes bar,slams it into hurricane's neck,taking out his vocal cords temporarily)

Harner:Oh,don't forget my advance-tech weaponry in the armory

Weather Bros.:WHERE?!?(ZOOM)

Meanwhile,outside...

PK Noob 1:Ok,we lost Bill and Joe. Now-(is hit by shotgun blast,dies)

CS Noob 1disables shotgun turrets)They're down! Go go go-

Gauntlet Dark Legacy Voice:BFG!

Haildraws a BFG,blows a line of noobs away)This Gauntlet activator rocks!

Thunder:Oh really? Watch this.

GDL VoiceINBALL LEGENDS!

Thunderturns hail into a pinball,fires him into enemies)

Rain:WEEEEEEEEEE NEW SCYTHE NEW SCYTHE!(has the power of Sauron with the ring now)

Snow:Cool! A Hammer of the Gods wand! Those don't exist!(smites the imbeciles)Hey,where's Sleet?

Sleet:FORTH EORLINGAS!(rides atop a Chocobo as 500 more Chocobo Riders charge,cutting down everything in their way)

Heat:What's this thingy do?(pushes button,morphs into a red dragon)...cool...(rains fiery death)

PK Noob 2:THE LIGHT! IT BURNS!(incinerates)

CS Noob 2:THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!(burninates)

Trogdoris summoned by the word burninate being used,burninates the noobs)

Harner:This is going to be awhile. Better make sure JYAP works on another chapter.

[Halfwingseen]

I resent that JYAP for that i decide NOT to come back to NWN
HMPH i was just about to