Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A: it's Braille for "suck here".
Q: What is an Australian kiss?
A: It's the same as a French Kiss, but "downunder".
Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: Why were hurricanes normally named after women?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet.
But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: Why do girls rub their eyes when the get up in the morning?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
And:
Q: What is a man's ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
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Good job Bush. 
