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Rasovah: I require that one of these people be eliminated.
Toss: It's JYAP, isn't it?
Rasovah: Dammit, you're good.
Toss: NO, DAMMIT! I'M EVIL! EEEEVVVIIIILLLL!
Rasovah: Prove it. If you take the blue lolipop, you wake up in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe. If you take the red lolipop, you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Toss: I can explore the rabbit hole myself.
Rasovah: Gah, forget it. Just sign this contract.
Toss: What does it do?
Rasovah: In exchange for your immortal soul, you get a lifetime supply of Reesee cups.
Toss: SOLD!
Toss signs the contract and Rasovah laughs evilly.
Toss and Rasovah soon meet up with JYAP, Rasovah polymorphed as a human.
JYAP: Where have you been, Toss? Who's this noob?
Rasovah: Noob? Noob?
Toss: Oh. I got teleported into this room and I signed a contract with Blablabla...
Rasovah: IT'S RASOVAH! GET IT RIGHT!
JYAP: Die.
JYAP riddles the Pit Fiend with stakes, killing it automatically.