Football is Funny - A Football Spoof.
This is my craziest, most insane project yet. I'm spoofing Football. Just see for yourself what I'm going to do to the game. Enjoy!
Football is Funny
Practice Field, 14:00
The Patriots are facing the Admirals - a suicidal matchup, but one that I took up when my little brother was playing Madden 2006. The Patriots are playing offense.
-=First Down=-
Everyone: BREAK!
Brady (Quarterback): Set...~daydreams~
Random Admirals player: Well?
Brady: Huh? What? Oh, right. HUT!
They all run off. Brady passes the ball to Dillon. 1 second after the ball is passed to him, he is covered in Admirals players.
-=Second Down=-
Brady: Down! Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttttttttttt HUT!
They all run off again. Brady makes a long pass to Branch and he catches it. ~Cue that theme where everything is in slow motion and Branch is running very very fast and is about to make the run of his life~
Just as Branch is about to score a touchdown, a Bulette (A la D&D) eats him.
Brady: Well, that was just plain unexpected.
Dillon: When will these fantasy universes stop interfering with our games?
Brady: You said it...
-=Third Down=-
Brady: DOWN! Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeettttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt shotgun-
Suddenly, someone is shot by an actual shotgun.
Brady: Err...GO!
The rest of the Patriots whip out their shotguns (purely Halo 2) and open fire on the Admirals.
Dillon: WTH? Did ANYONE hear my rant about fantasy universes interfering with our game or is everyone deaf?
Brady: It's not fantasy. It's Sci-Fi.
~tap-tap ding~
Brady whips out a flamethrower and burns whoever played the drums during that brief session of drumming.
Drummer: OMFG I HAVE 100TH DEGREE BURNS! ~dies~
Fin.
