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Now that I look upon that,about everything from L on down is unrelated or pure crap. Halfwing,the alphabet will betray you. Very soon...
Hunter: You-BLARGH!(falls over with 500 bullet wounds)
Priest: Goddamn!
A giant quake starts to occur.
Priest: Err,I mean damn! No God in it!
The quake subsides.
Peasant: So you can incur God's wrath by saying Goddamn?
The quake starts again.
Priest: He didn't mean the God part!
The quake stops.
Priest: Now be quiet. (heals Hunter)
Peasant: NO ONE TELL ME TO BE QUIET! MILITIA SMASH!
BOOM
Batrider: My new potion works! It lights the targets facial hair on fire!
Militia: MY BEARD IS ON FIRE! MY BEARD IS ON FIRE! MY BEARD IS ON FIRE!
Shaman: Grunt,hand me the bucket of water.
Grunt: FOR THE HORDE!(accidently grabs the conveniently placed bucket of burning oil)
Shaman: (throws it on Militia)
Militia: (has now turned into a giant flame running around in circles)
Peon: Oooooooh...ahhhhh...ohhhhhh...oh,hey Confed! Nice shot on Hunter!
Tauren: No shooting people more than 499 times. (PULVERIZE'D)
08-10-2006, 10:38 PM
Protoss119
~Confed zooms through the Soul Calibur II strategy guide & learns the poke of death which he uses at the last second on Tauren~
08-11-2006, 07:53 AM
JYAP
(except Wolf wrote that and it doesn't do anything)
08-11-2006, 02:24 PM
Protoss119
~Confed ends up with his head on backwards~
Confed: Hey Peon...mind helping me with my head?
~As soon as Peon does this (assuming he will), Confed head-butts him~
08-12-2006, 04:27 AM
JYAP
(Hunter observes this)
(Confed smashes part of his skull on Peon)
Hunter: Don't bother. He's freakin invulnerable.
Peon: Hunter,no cursing.
Tauren: (PULVERIZE'D)
08-12-2006, 06:52 AM
Protoss119
Confed: Now you tell me...~dazed for 1dpie rounds~...eh...I told you, my name is Duran! DURAN!
~No it isn't~
08-12-2006, 03:03 PM
JYAP
New dude!
Kodo Beast: Friggin hungry. Eats everything and would eat everyone had they not had innate Resistant Skin. Also very irritating.
Raider: Shaman?
Shaman: Yes?
Raider: We need more Starcraft dudes. Confed just can't keep himself away from Tauren.
Shaman: Indeed. I'll send out an ad. (MORE SC!)
Raider: And some of the others have been very inactive lately. Have you used some sleeping powder? (Protoss,you can mess with the others too. Go ahead.)
Shaman: After what happened earlier? HELL NO!
Kodo: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Raider: (points at Footman)
Footman: Huh what?
Kodo: FOOOOOOOOOD!(charges Footman)
Footman: EEEEEEP!
08-12-2006, 03:47 PM
Halfwingseen
-.- boooooooooorrrrriiiiiiinnnnnngggggggggggg
08-12-2006, 04:31 PM
Protoss119
~Confed looks at the Kodo beast~
Confed: Hmm...
Kodo Beast: FOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!1111one
~Confed points at Peon~
Kodo Beast: FOOOOOOOD! ~rushes Peon~
Confed: That's one down...
08-12-2006, 07:18 PM
JYAP
If it's so boring why don't you contribute Wing?
Peon: (is gulped) Hi Confed! Why'd you'd tell Kodo I'm food?
